Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – April 15th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Genetics and Groaners

Welcome to laughter lines. We will be sharing some of our favourites from the archives over the next few weeks.

May be an image of cat and text that says "WHEN YOUR CHILD INHERITS YOUR CHARACTER, AND NOW YOU HAVE A MINI TOXIC VERSION OF YOURSELF."

May be a meme of cat and text that says "When you enter a room and forget what you wanted to do"

May be an image of text that says "WHEN YOU KINDA WANT ABS BUT YOU KINDA WANNA EAT 17 DONUTS AND 3 LARGE PIZZAS"

May be an image of text that says "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND WiLD...THE NEXT MINUTE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT AIR FRYERS, BLENDERS AND CROCK POTS."

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally passed on by my sister Diana…

Groaners

  •  Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
  • .What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
  •  Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
  • Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
  • Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
  • A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
  • I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
  • I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
  • My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
  • Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
  • Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
  • When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
  • Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
  • I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
  • I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
  • I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
  • What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
  • I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

 

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

45 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – April 15th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Genetics and Groaners

  1. All together good for barrels of laughter. :-)) Thank you very much, Debby and Sally! Something beyond the “Groaners” i have to re-read and translate for me. 😉 Have a beautiful rest of the afternoon, and a nice evening! Michael

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