Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – April 20th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Genius and Maths Lesson

Welcome to laughter lines. We will be sharing some of our favourites from the archives over the next few weeks.

If you have not discovered the non-fiction books by D.G. Kaye: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

Maths Class

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

46 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – April 20th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Genius and Maths Lesson

  1. All of these were great but the pure ‘bred’ dog made me howl with laughter. It’s also been a pet niggle of mine when I hear people banging on about 110% etc – love the debunking of it! xx

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  2. B.S. and Ass Kissing has kept the music industry alive. You hit the nail on the head, Sally. These were all great. Many thanks for the laughs, ladies. Hugs

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