Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 6th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Hitch-Hiker and Groaners

Welcome to laughter lines. We will be sharing some of our favourites from the archives over the next few weeks.

If you have not discovered the non-fiction books by D.G. Kaye: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

And now for some one liners….please no groaning from the balcony….

I just watched a program about BEAVERS.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

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What did the PIRATE say on his 80th birthday

“Aye, matey!”

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How do you organize an OUTER SPACE party

You planet.

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What type of magazines do COWS enjoy reading

Cattlelogs.

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What did the OCEAN say to the sailboat

Nothing; it just waved.

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What did the mermaid wear to MATH CLASS

An algae-bra.

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I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

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A termite walks into a BAR and asks

“Is the bar tender here?”

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What did DADDY spider say to baby spider

You spend too much time on the WEB.

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What do you call a group of KILLER WHALES playing instruments

An orca-stra.

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We might be going SNORKELING this weekend

but I’m not holding my breath.

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

50 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 6th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Hitch-Hiker and Groaners

  1. Well, I like the bar in the shower. Sounds like a plan. And the spider dance. that could be my granddaughter or my son-in-law! And all the puns! Great.
    Thank you, ladies for the giggles.

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  2. Loved the serial killer one and someone must have seen my own interpretive dance to have caught the details so perfectly! Many thanks, both of you! xx

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  4. I love the one-liners, and the bar… I’ll try and remember the serial killer retort. You never know when it might come handy! Thanks, Debby and Sally! (I’ll borrow some of those for my advanced English classes) 😉

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