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Now something from Sally
Ancient Mummy discovered..
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious museum.
“I’ve just found a 3,000 year old mummy,” said the archaeologist. “It’s a man who died of heart failure.”
“Bring it in,” said the curator. “We’ll check it out.”
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. “You were exactly right about the mummy’s age and cause of death,” he said. “How in the world did you know?”
“Easy,” the archaeologist replied. “He was holding a piece of papyrus that said ‘10,000 shekels on Goliath.’
A wife’s opinion.
Two men are discussing what their wives think about them. The first man says. ‘My wife thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house.’
The second man says. ‘That’s nothing, My wife thinks I’m a God.’
‘She thinks your a god?’ replies the first man.’ What makes you say that?’
‘It’s obvious. Every night when I get home she places a burnt offering in front of me!’
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
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Love these, ladies. Thanks for the grins!
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Just what we like to hear Jan…hugsx
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Lol – The wife’s opinion. 😉 The image jokes with the praying squirrel and preventing the dog digging under the fence is wonderful too. Thank you, Debby and Sally! Have a nice evening. Michael
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Glad you have given you some laughs Michael…enjoy what is left of yours…hugs
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:-)) Thank you! 😉
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Lol Michael, you’re a great audience, glad you enjoy. Thank you 🙂 x
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Thank you, Debby! I am really honored. :-)) Have a nice day! Michael
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Thank you Michael. Same to you. 🙂
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Thanks Debby, very kind of you! Michael
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The Maids of Mirth strike again.
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Thanks John.. we don’t want our standards to drop..lol..hugsx
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Doing well in keeping them up. 😁
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Thanks John 🙂
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Hilarious, ladies. Beware of burnt offerings! Lol. Hugs
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I have delivered a few of those over the years.. but as long as D thinks he is a God….hugsx
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Lol, thanks Will 🙂 xx
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Love the chipmunk! 😀
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I have been caught out a few times…lol.x
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Loved the 3000 sheckels Sal LOL ❤ xx
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lol.. I am sure there were bookies even back then ♥
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Of courseeeeeee! 🙂 ❤
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Too funny, Debby and Sally. Toni x
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Great to hear thanks Toni… keep smiling..♥
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Late coming to these but they mean I’ve started my day with a smile! Many thanks, both of you!
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Always happy to hear that Alex…I hope the day continues in the same vein..♥
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one of the many advantages of being an adult…
and I wonder what the payoff was for those who bet on David… 🙂
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They probably got stoned…..in the best possible way of course lol..xx
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of course… 🙂
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This makes my day; there’s nothing like dog humor! Thank you, Sally!
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Thanks Claire.. they are so patient Olive and Mabel.. clearly love the role play and the treats! hugsx
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