Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 27th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – The Glories of Maturity Part Two

Welcome to laughter lines. Debby and I have accumulated quite a few jokes and memes about the joys of aging.. part one today and part two on Thursday. (Disclaimer we have not experienced any of the following symptoms as we are only spring chickens!)

    

And now for the very ancient among us…..

And now something for everyone who finds the mystery of the missing socks a life long issue.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

Lost in Translation

A few days after his annual medical, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days afterward, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc – ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”’
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.’”

The Good Old Days

Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about “the good old days”. Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?”

Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, “Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?”

Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek. Growing bolder still, Grandma said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?” Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, “Honey, where are you going?”

Grandpa replied, “To get my teeth!”

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

42 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 27th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – The Glories of Maturity Part Two

  1. Laughed so hard at Match.com!!! I should have tried that when my boys were growing up. All of these are great! Thank you for the laughter, smiles, and oh-my-gosh.😁

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  2. First class funnies! I was surprised, like Liz, at how funny I found Lance a lot, and I loved the 100-year-old lighting her cigarette and Morris’ medical. Having amassed two carrier bags of partnerless socks, I decided I’d buy the children nothing but black ones. Didn’t work. Different sizes went astray and different washes made some socks a paler shade than the others. Ho hum! xx

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