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Now something from Sally
For those of you who are not sure what to expect!!!
Is Hell Exothermic?
Actual question on a University of Washington chemistry midterm: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”
Most of the students’ proofs involved Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats up when compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into hell and the rate they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets into Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, that “it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,” and taking into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in that area, then 2) cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
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Thanks Aurora Jean.. xx
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These are fantastic! I got the Pfizer jab, so I’m definitely feeling better now, and I love the student’s answer. It deserved the A!
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Great to hear Olga.. and it does give one a measure of confidence whilst still taking precautions.. hugsx..
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Thanks very much for sharing.
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that student probably went on to win a Nobel prize!
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or a stand up comic with a residency in Las Vegas…x
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it’s a fine line…
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so true..x
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Reblogged this on Maura Beth Brennan and commented:
How about a little humor for your day? Many thanks to Smorgasbord Blog Magazine:
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Thanks for sharing Maura Beth…hugsx
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Great way to start my morning reading this, Sally! I loved the hell dissertation, that kid’s a genius! And the male Alexa – read that one to my husband, and he said, not looking up from his laptop, and I quote, “Uh huh.”
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Lol..point proven.. thanks Maura Beth.. we love to hear that they are enjoyed…hugs
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Loved the cake and the hell joke, Sally and Debby. Toni x
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Thanks Toni… that cake did look very good…hugsx
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I just love these joint session – starting the day with a smile is the best thing ever but the essay on hell did it for me this time. An A! The student should have been offered a teaching post instantly – it was so clever.
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Thanks Barbara and I am sure he will have a successful career in one sector or another…not sure about his love life though! hugs
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Sal, that was a brilliant ‘hot topic’, lol. A+ for sure! ❤ xx
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Lol..I bet his parents didn’t stand a chance with him growing up…♥♥
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Not a chance! ❤
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I love the exam question and answer! 😀 😀 😀
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That lad will go far…xx
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Indeed he will!
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Sally, that dissertation on Hell is brilliant. The student deserved their A.
Debby, I love the pfeiser and the dinosaurs. So that’s why they vanished. Forget asteroid hypotheses.
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Lol…thanks Viv and I agree with you on the asteroids…hugs
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Lol Viv. Always happy to hear you enjoyed 🙂
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A male version of Alexa!!!! Lol Oh, Ladies. This is soooooooooooo wicked! 😉 Michael
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Many a word spoken in jest Michael.. and that one is probably true..xx
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😉 xx
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Lol Michael. 🙂 x
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Loved the jokes and the thesis, Sally and Debby. I have to say that kid deserves an A for sure.
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Thanks John… he does very much so…xxx
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I love this analysis of Hell, Sally. This would give C.S. Lewis and his book The Great Divorce, a run for his money.
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Debby! Sally! Thank you for putting smile on my face.
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We are happy to hear that Marina…hugsxx
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We are happy to do so Marina ❤
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These are hilarious, ladies. I particularly liked the Pfizer and the Hell ones. Hugs
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Great thanks William and for sharing them…hugsx
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Thanks as always William for sharing. ❤
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These were great, but I LOVED the problem/solution of whether hell is exothermic. That student deserved his “A”! Oh my gosh!! 🏆
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lol… he certainly did Gwen.. I can see politics in his future! xxxhugsx
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Great chuckles today. Thank you, Sally and Debby. ‘A’ student had me in fits. ❤ Xx
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Thanks Jane.. just what we like to hear..hugs ♥
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Lol Jane ❤ ❤
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
You have GOT to read one student’s reasoning in the question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.
WOW 😱😂
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Thanks very much Chris..♥♥
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Thanks Chris xo
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All great! Loved the Pfizer one and the chocolate one at the end, and that reasoning about Hell was extraordinarily well done and very, very funny! Many thanks to both of you. xx
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Thanks very much Alex…hugsx
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Glad you enjoyed Trish. I’m having napkins instead of chocolate. Lol ❤
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Noooooo! 😀
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LOL ❤
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I think Debby is justifying a chocolate binge. Lol. And absolutely brilliant dissertation on the nature of Hell, Sally. Wow. That was A material indeed. 🙂
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Where would we be without chocolate..and definitely an ‘A’… and I hope he gets luckier in the future lol..xx
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Lol Diana. I’ll have the napkins. 🙂 xx
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We’d have a chocolate mess over here, Debby, because its so hot. But we can ice our drinks. 🙂
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Then we’re good to go! 🙂 xx
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