Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 1st 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Fitted Sheets and Oddities

Welcome to laughter lines with some gems from Debby Gies who has been keeping an eye open for funnies online and some jokes from Sally.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

And a few oddities

Politics is a promising career

Man’s best friend is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Only undertakers and copier repairmen have true job security.

Premature grey hair is hereditary, you get if from your children.

Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.

Don’t brag about your degrees, I have 98.6 myself.

A bachelor has to wash his own dishes, make his own bed, put out his own rubbish and then in a couple of months do it all over again.

If everyone obeyed the Ten Commandments, we wouldn’t have Sky News.

What does an opthalmologist call himself after his third margarita.

A Lawyer is a fellow who can write ten thousand words and call it a brief.

Thanks to Wise Crackers for Smart Cookies 1992, recently found on my shelves..and considering the oddities are nearly 30 years old… it shows how little things have changed…

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

57 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 1st 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Fitted Sheets and Oddities

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  2. Still chuckling over these! A great selection and too hard to pick a favourite as all of them were so good. As for the fitted sheet, add a 4′ 10″ woman fighting a superking duvet cover and you have something worthy of a place in the olympics! Many thanks xx

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