Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 20th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Summer Water and Exam Answers

Debby Gies has been foraging on the internet for funnies to share and I have a joke or two up my sleeve.

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Now something from Sally

This student got a D for his exam when he should have got an A….

I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor.

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? *His last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? *At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state? *Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce? *Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure? *Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast? *Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple? *The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? *Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? *No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? *You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? *Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

56 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 20th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Summer Water and Exam Answers

  1. Thank you so much Sally & Debby! These were hysterical! I loved the exam answers. I would have given him 100% too! Giggled over the glasses. I remember the times I had reading glasses and kept losing them. We all need some levity in life with all the problems in the world. Thank you again, lovely ladies!! Love you both! 🤗 💕

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