Debby Gies has been foraging on the internet for funnies to share and I have a joke or two up my sleeve.
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Now something from Sally
Amazing what a nip of whisky will do!
A fisherman was telling his friends about his latest day at the river. ‘I ran short of bait,’he said, ‘but when I looked down there was a small snake with a frog in his mouth. I removed the frog and cut up for bait. Feeling sorry for taking the snake’s lunch, I took out my hip flask and poured a wee dram into the snake’s mouth and off he slid.’ The fisherman took a long drink of his beer.
‘About half an hour later, I felt something touch my leg and I looked down to see the same snake with three more frogs!’
And a boy after my own heart…
A small boy was taken to see an exhibition of abstract art at the city art gallery. His mother pointed to a particularly large and colourful painting and said ‘That is supposed to be a man on a horse.’ And the little boy said, Well, why isn’t it?’
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
Debby, your first one is really funny. I don’t think I’d be buying toilet paper there, either. But it would have helped with the shortage at the beginning of the pandemic.
Sally, I can relate to the little boy in the modern art gallery. I’m a bit of a dinosaur as far as the arts are concerned. Paintings, music, poetry, are not what they were.
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I have to say some art I have heard ‘experts’ extolling appear to be from the school of the Emperor’s new Clothes, either that or drawn by a five year old! xxx
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Lol Viv, so true, that surely would have helped with the TP rush 🙂
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LOL These are great!
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Thanks Kymber…hugsx
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I don’t think I’m firing on all cylinders.(Nothing new there then ) They were all great but for the life of me I don’t understand the dogs one.
Huge Hugs
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I took a minute. The band is called Doorbells. What do dogs do when they hear a doorbell?
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Thanks Viv.. hugsx
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Rush to the door barking?
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Yeah..hugsxxx
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Thanks David glad you enjoyed.. and it took me a minute too I see Viv has leapt to the rescue…hugsxxx
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😂😂😂💕💕💕
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Thanks Harmony..♥
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Lol, Ladies! That first one had me in stitches! 🙂 Thanks for lighting up my day!
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I know Jan.. I was shopping yesterday and preparing myself…hugsx♥
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That was my fav too Jan ❤
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Lol. Thanks for the laughs, Sally and Debby. You always start my day with a smile. 🙂
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That is what we like to hear Diana.. hope the rest of the day lives up to the start..hugsx
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Glad to hear this Diana. We don’t want to disappoint. ❤
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Loved the supermarket one and the one with the burglar had a great punchline! I’m afraid I shall have the small boy’s words ringing in my head when next I see something that promises to be great art. Many thanks to both of you! xx
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Thank you Alex… and out of the mouths of babes….hugsx
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Always happy you get a chuckle from us Trish ❤
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Debby, your visuals are great as always. Sally, that would have been one happy snake …
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Thanks Robbie… after a tot of whisky I am not sure it wasn’t the snakes breath that killed the frogs!! xxx
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Lol, thank you Robbie ❤
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I was waiting to see where the grocery store one was heading, and the punch line was worth it 🙂
I also liked the Noah’s ark one – at least they didn’t have to wear masks…
and that snake learned fast…
and I am in agreement with that little boy!
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Thanks Jim… xx
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Lol, thank you Jim. Seems we enjoy the same humor 🙂
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it seems that way!
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Outstanding, Maids of Mirth. The scent one was classic and the snake knew what he was doing. Thanks.
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thanks Señor de las risas ..hugxx
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Thank you Mujeres jóvenes de la alegría
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¡La adulación te llevará a todas partes! lol
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Solo digo la verdad 😊
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gracias..xxxxhugs
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Thank you Master Mirth Meter lol 🙂 Glad we’re still in 🙂
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Your contract has been renewed. 😊
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Lollllllllll 🙂 Whew!
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Yeah…♥
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Hilarious as always!! The first one was especially crazy funny. Thank you both for the morning delight! 🤣
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Thanks very much Gwen.. so pleased it had you laughing..♥
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Yay, so glad you enjoyed Gwen. ❤
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Thanks for sharing Michael…hugsx
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Thank you for the laughter, Debby and Sally! This new supermarket concept is amazing. 😉 Have a nice evening! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael.. I know the aisle I shall be avoiding…lol.. xx
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LOL Michael you crack me up! Yes, it’s so funny. Happy to make you smile 🙂 xx
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Love the laughs!
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Thanks Jennie..hugs
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You’re welcome, Sally!
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🙂 ❤
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The child’s perception of abstract art is precious!
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And fairly accurate based on my experience! xx
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True.
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Lol Sal, great picks and jokes today. Thank partner. ❤ xx
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We need to hit the road Debby.. Tropical islands only… lol ♥
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Abso! ❤
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These are hilarious, Sally. I relate to the little boy with the art.
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Thanks Joan.. so many do relate to that little boy but they keep churning them out lol.. hugsx
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So many good ones today. I can’t choose a favorite.
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That is great thanks Pete..hugs
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Thanks for the laughs. 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed Joelle, have a lovely weekend. xx
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