Debby Gies has been foraging on the internet for funnies to share and I have a joke or two up my sleeve.
Check out Debby’s latest relationship column here on Smorgasbord July 2021 – The Universe Brings Us Kindred Spirits
Now something from Sally
Amazing what a nip of whisky will do!
A fisherman was telling his friends about his latest day at the river. ‘I ran short of bait,’he said, ‘but when I looked down there was a small snake with a frog in his mouth. I removed the frog and cut up for bait. Feeling sorry for taking the snake’s lunch, I took out my hip flask and poured a wee dram into the snake’s mouth and off he slid.’ The fisherman took a long drink of his beer.
‘About half an hour later, I felt something touch my leg and I looked down to see the same snake with three more frogs!’
And a boy after my own heart…
A small boy was taken to see an exhibition of abstract art at the city art gallery. His mother pointed to a particularly large and colourful painting and said ‘That is supposed to be a man on a horse.’ And the little boy said, Well, why isn’t it?’
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.