Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – August 5th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Sound Effects and Abstract Art

Debby Gies has been foraging on the internet for funnies to share and I have a joke or two up my sleeve.

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Now something from Sally

Amazing what a nip of whisky will do!

A fisherman was telling his friends about his latest day at the river. ‘I ran short of bait,’he said, ‘but when I looked down there was a small snake with a frog in his mouth. I removed the frog and cut up for bait. Feeling sorry for taking the snake’s lunch, I took out my hip flask and poured a wee dram into the snake’s mouth and off he slid.’ The fisherman took a long drink of his beer.

‘About half an hour later, I felt something touch my leg and I looked down to see the same snake with three more frogs!’

And a boy after my own heart…

A small boy was taken to see an  exhibition of abstract art at the city art gallery. His mother pointed to a particularly large and colourful painting and said ‘That is supposed to be a man on a horse.’ And the little boy said, Well, why isn’t it?’

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.