Debby Gies has been foraging on the internet for funnies to share and I have a joke up my sleeve.
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Now something from Sally
Lost in translation
Miss Smythe was miffed… Her pet a Chihuahua was consistently second in dog shows throughout the country… One day she decided to investigate by asking the judges why this was happening. It was explained to her that the true Chihuahua breed had smooth coats and her dog, despite being perfect in every other way, had a shaggy coat.
Miss Smythe decided to take action and popped into a local pharmacist to buy some hair remover.
The chemist handed her the latest product. ‘When you slap this on, it’s best to keep your arms up for two or three minutes,’ he said.
‘Oh it’s not for my underarms, it’s for my Chihuahua,’ she explained.
‘In that case,’ said the chemist, ‘don’t ride a bike for 30 minutes.’
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
A most prudent princess . . .
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Always good to dot your is and cross your ts..xx
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those are some great words; I’ll have to start using more of them. I know our President likes to use the word malarkey… 🙂
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I agree Jim.. and I think most might be applied to most politicians and their activities….xx
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🙂
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Malarkey is a great word. So is thingamajig and skidaddle 🙂
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I always liked flibbertigibbet from SOund of Music 🙂
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Lol, yes! 🙂
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What do you do with girl like Maria.. one of my favourites..hugsx
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same here!
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Love the G-String!! 🙂 Yep. Better keep wearing it. Great ones, ladies. Thanks for the morning chuckle!
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Glad to set your day off to a good start Jan..hugsx
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Happy to start your day ❤
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Oh dear – I use all of those words apart from persnicketty (pernicketty here), and dingleberry – which I’ll have to look up now! The cow’s pretty impressive and I loved the saucy chihuahua one! xx
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Thanks Alex and I think like you I use most of those words at one time or another.. I can only assume dingleberry does not have a flattering connotation.. and yes I am rather fond of the saucy one too lol.. xxx
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LOve the saucy one too Trish. And watchamacallit is an old standy. 🙂 xx
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Excellent Maids of Mirth. I have used all those words at one time or another. I heard the Chihuahua one only the dog in question was a schnauzer.
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lol.. just as effective..hugsx
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Yes indeed.
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Lol John. Great words! Thanks for the seal of approval 🙂
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Thank you, Debby.
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Most welcome 🙂
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I have used every one of those words!!!
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Fantastic Rebecca.. highly useful they are too ..hugs ♥
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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Lol, i have to remember this word list too. :-)) Thank you, Debby and Sally! Enjoy a wonderful beginning of Friday, the last day of this very special working week. xx Michael
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Thanks Michael and Friday’s do come around fast…TGIFS hugsx
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Thanks you Michael. Glad you enjoyed. And happy weekend to you too my friend xx
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Sal, good ones today, and loved the hair removed joke! ❤
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Lol.. always has me in stitches and when I see the dog in question sets me off again..♥♥
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ❤ xx
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♥♥
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Here is a princess who is thinking, rather than feeling. Is that what the prince is looking for?
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lol.. reminds me of the old joke of the woman looking for the perfect man and when she found him she discovered unfortunately he was looking for the perfect woman… enjoy your weekend Dolly ♥
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LOL You too, dear Sally.
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The smile is now in place thank you.
Huge Hugs
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Wonderful David, just what we like to hear hugs xxx
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Poppycock, that malarky gave me a chuckle. Thanks, ladies!
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Very useful expressions in time of need and where other words may not be appropriate lol.. hugsx
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I sure hope G strings on men don’t become a thing. 🤣
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Not in my camp either Pete.. never been tempted..lol. x
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – love them all. Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. music to our ears…hugsx
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Chuckles are abundant with this list! Thank you both. 🤗
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Thanks Gwen.. keep smiling..♥
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Thanks Sally – nothing like a good giggle.
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You are so right.. does us goo..hugs
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Funny!
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Love this! I don’t think I’ll look at a Chihuahua the same ever again! Thanks, Sally and Debby!
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lol.. me neither Olga..hugsx
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