Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind- September 2nd 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Eggs and Talking Dogs

Time for a rewind of funnies from the archives and we hope you will enjoy again.

If you have not discovered the non-fiction books by D.G. Kaye: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s latest relationship column here on Smorgasbord: Realms of Relationships – Soul Mates

Now something from Sally

A Talking Dog

A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep,” the mutt replies.

“So, what’s your story?”

The mutt looks up and says, “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”

“I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.”

“So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.”

“Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, “Ten dollars.”

The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

The owner replies, “He’s such a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

63 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind- September 2nd 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Eggs and Talking Dogs

  1. thankfully, Apple computers have gotten a bit better since their Genesis. Their Numbers improved quite a bit, leading to an Exodus away from Windows.

    I’d love to have that dog, he could do all my talking for me at parties…

    🙂

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