Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 19th 2021 -Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Security blankets and Dog Days

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First Debby Gies with some funnies she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

If you have not discovered the non-fiction books by D.G. Kaye: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Head over to read Debby’s latest relationship column: D. G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships – October 2021 – No Contact – The Breaking Point

Now something from Sally

Dog Days

A young medical student halfway through his course developed a sore throat. He decided he knew enough about medicine to write out his own prescription which he duly handed in at the chemist. The chemist read it through and then said doubtfully, ‘Is it a very large dog sir?’

A couple were away for two weeks on holiday and arranged for their dog to be boarded at a local kennels. The husband went to collect the dog so his wife could unpack, and brought it home. ‘I don’t know what’s got into Rover,’ he said as he entered the house. ‘He barked, and struggled all the way home, I think he must be coming down with something.’

‘It’s not that,’ said his wife. ‘He’s trying to tell you that he is the wrong dog.’

 

Ben had been married for twenty years and one night brought a business associate home for dinner.. As they entered the house Ben’s wife rushed up to him and threw her arms around his neck and kissed him passionately.

‘You are a lucky man Ben,’ said his associae. ‘Married for twenty years and you still get a welcome like that when you come home from work’

‘It doesn’t mean a thing,’ said Bill. ‘She only does it to make the dog jealous!’

I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Debby and Sally.

 

67 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 19th 2021 -Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Security blankets and Dog Days”

  2. Oh Boy, what a great bunch. The Toons are fantastic but I love your local kennels- wrong dog one Sally and the very last one. That dog has a very knowing look about him.
    Gigantic Hugs

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  12. I like the title of this post, Sally. My daughter had a pink security blanket. I read to my class a book about a boy’s security blanket when his mom cut the blanket a little bit at a time until it’s a stamp size so he could put it in his pocket. I read it to my daughter and said I would do the same, she almost cry. Anyway, her dad took her on a camping trip and lost the blanket, I was the one who had a heart attack.
    I’m glad my granddaughters don’t have security blankets!

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  20. A great way to start the day! Thanks, Debby and Sally. I loved that last one – our animals always knew when there was a pill hidden in the food – we’d find it sitting in their bowl or on the floor!

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