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Now something from Sally
Dog Days
A young medical student halfway through his course developed a sore throat. He decided he knew enough about medicine to write out his own prescription which he duly handed in at the chemist. The chemist read it through and then said doubtfully, ‘Is it a very large dog sir?’
A couple were away for two weeks on holiday and arranged for their dog to be boarded at a local kennels. The husband went to collect the dog so his wife could unpack, and brought it home. ‘I don’t know what’s got into Rover,’ he said as he entered the house. ‘He barked, and struggled all the way home, I think he must be coming down with something.’
‘It’s not that,’ said his wife. ‘He’s trying to tell you that he is the wrong dog.’
Ben had been married for twenty years and one night brought a business associate home for dinner.. As they entered the house Ben’s wife rushed up to him and threw her arms around his neck and kissed him passionately.
‘You are a lucky man Ben,’ said his associae. ‘Married for twenty years and you still get a welcome like that when you come home from work’
‘It doesn’t mean a thing,’ said Bill. ‘She only does it to make the dog jealous!’
I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Debby and Sally.
These were great! 😀
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Thanks very much Kymber..hugs
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Oh Boy, what a great bunch. The Toons are fantastic but I love your local kennels- wrong dog one Sally and the very last one. That dog has a very knowing look about him.
Gigantic Hugs
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Thanks David.. delighted you enjoyed hugsxxx
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I swear, I think my dog can smell a bacon-disguised pill from three rooms away.
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Sam was the same… mature cheddar slightly melted wrapped around a pill would slip down… but took a while to discover…hugsx
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It was easier to fool my previous dog than this one.
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You have a canny dog then Liz…hugsx
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He must have a very acute sense of smell.
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xx
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I wouldn’t disagree 🙂
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🙂
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Great laughs, ladies. I love the unicorn one.
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Thanks Robbie..quite a few of the deluded around lol…hugsx
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My fav Robbie ❤
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I love the beware of dog sign- 2.5 seconds should be enough to deter MOST criminals! lol
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It would me… more like 2.5 minutes lol.. xx
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I liked the dog warning sign and the unicorn. the hidden pill trick hits home for me – guilty as charged! 🙂
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Lol.. melted cheese rolled into a ball..works every time for my vitamin pills..xx
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haven’t tried that one 🙂
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Lol Jim, the pill resonates for many 🙂
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👍
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Another keeper Maids of Mirth. You are on a roll. 😁
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Great thanks John.. just trying to keep you all laughing..hugsxxx
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You and Debby are doing a great job
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Thank you kind Sir. 🙂
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😁
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Great fun! Thanks for sharing.
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Thank you Christa…hugsx
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Haha I always laugh out loud at these.
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Great thanks Jamie..we do like to hear that…xx
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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Gosh, i think i am really not in need of three sheep dogs saveguarding me during sleep. Imagine the next morning and three long tongues on your face. Lol xx
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Lol Michael, exactly my thoughts 🙂 x
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Lol.. for some teenagers that might be the closest they get to the shower!! hugsxx
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I like the title of this post, Sally. My daughter had a pink security blanket. I read to my class a book about a boy’s security blanket when his mom cut the blanket a little bit at a time until it’s a stamp size so he could put it in his pocket. I read it to my daughter and said I would do the same, she almost cry. Anyway, her dad took her on a camping trip and lost the blanket, I was the one who had a heart attack.
I’m glad my granddaughters don’t have security blankets!
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How sad that your daughter lost her blanket.. I think we tend to find both real and virtual security blankets as we go through life.. the comfort zone is one…hugsxxx♥
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Ops, pressed the send too soon…
She likes to have large stuffed animals in bed. But I think her biggest securities are books. She goes everywhere with a stack or a big bag of books. She brings a book to preschool. 💖
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Books are a great security to have..♥
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It’s true to grownups and kids alike. 💞
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Thanks for some great chuckles, ladies!
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Happy to bring the smiles Robbie ❤
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Thanks Jan..hugsxx
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I am that kind of a grandparent, Debby! Sally, contrary to dogs, 0 out of 4 cats could be fooled into taking meds with food.
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Lol Dolly. I don’t doubt that about cats! 🙂
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LOL
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Lol.. I remember the futile process. ♥
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LOL
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Lol Sal, great lineup and theme today. Pet humor. ❤
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Thanks Debby.. not much humour as far as humans are concerned… pets it is lol..hugs ♥
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You got that right Sal! ❤
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby. x
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Thanks Toni.. delighted to hear hugsxxx
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I loved the first one with the German Shepherds – nothing could get passed those! Thanks for the smiles to you both xx
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I wouldn’t be scared of anything with those guardians…thanks Alex..hugsx
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These are awesome, Sally! What a great way to start the day. 🙂
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Fantastic thanks Yvette…hugsx
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A great way to start the day! Thanks, Debby and Sally. I loved that last one – our animals always knew when there was a pill hidden in the food – we’d find it sitting in their bowl or on the floor!
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Thanks Noelle.. some were also found stuffed down the back of the sofa… they are very canny…hugsxx
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A wonderful combination, ladies. Thanks for sharing your funny findings! ♥
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thanks Olga ♥
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Thank you!
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Thanks Pamela..have a lovely week..hugsx
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