Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 26th 2021 -Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Diet Tips and News Flashes..

First Debby Gies with some funnies she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

 

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

If you have not discovered the non-fiction books by D.G. Kaye: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Head over to read Debby’s latest relationship column: D. G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships – October 2021 – No Contact – The Breaking Point

Now something from Sally

More lost in translation.

‘I’ve got an infallible betting system for horse racing,’ said Freddy. ‘I just think of something that has happened to me recently, and then I look for a horse that fits. I’ll give you an example. A couple of weeks ago, I dropped the teapot – so I backed ‘Broken China’ and it romped home at 20 to 1. Then the day after I had been playing roulette at the casino, I backed ‘Wheel of Fortune’, and it won. Last Christmas, we went to the pantomime, and the next day I backed ‘Cinderella’ and 100 to 8 and I cleared £250.

‘Sounds good to me,’ said Nigel. ‘I’ll try it.’

When they met a week later, Freddy asked Nigel how he got on at the races with his system.

‘Didn’t work for me,’ said Nigel. ‘I was walking to work on the Friday and my hat blew off. The nearest horse I could find at the races on Saturday was ‘Winds of Change’.’

‘And did it win,’ said Freddy.

‘Came in last,’ said Nigel. ‘The winner was some French horse called ‘Mon Chapeau’.’

Newsflash

A lorry carrying copies of the new Thesaurus crashed today. Witnesses were startled, stunned, amazed, staggered, taken aback, aghast…..

I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Debby and Sally.

 

59 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 26th 2021 -Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Diet Tips and News Flashes..

  1. These are great. Debby, I well remember the first search engine. It worked! Sometimes better than the current ones!
    The tree one is so clever, and that guardian angel must be mine, I think.
    Sally I love both of yours, but especially the thesaurus.

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  2. Yep – I’m looking with affection at the original search engine and ignoring my issues with the Dewey Decimal System… Loved the Mon Chapeau , too. Many thanks to both of you.xx

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  3. Lollllllll, I’m still laughing out loud hysterically at ‘ mon chapeau’. And loved the thesaurus too. So hilarious today. Loved seeing those memes – the first two which I can identify with well. LOL ❤

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  4. I think I need to trade in my guardian angel for a new model.

    There’s a commercial in America where Pinocchio is serving as a motivational speaker. He looks around the room at the crowd and says something like, “When I look around the room, I see nothing but potential. You have potential…”) That’s about the time his nose starts to grow.🤣

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