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Now something from Sally
All that glistens…..
A man comes home late at night and he is pretty smashed. His wife who was worried sick asks “Where the hell have you been?”
“The Golden Bar”, the man replies. “It’s an awesome place. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer of course and even a golden urinal.”
The wife is not convinced that her husband is telling the truth, so she looks up the Golden Bar in the phonebook and calls them up.
“Do you really have golden chairs at your bar?”
– Absolutely ma’am.
“And what about golden glasses?”
– Indeed we do.
“And golden beers?”
– Most certainly.
“And even a golden urinal?”
– Hold on a minute ma’am… Johnny, I think I have a lead on the guy who peed in your saxophone.”
I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Debby and Sally.
I’m all about the first three! 😀
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Right? Lol 🙂
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So funny! lol
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Thanks Kymber.. hugsx
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Okay, for a rewind you did great, Maids of Mirth. I even laughed at the saxophone joke (again)
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Fantastic thanks John.. I couldn’t remember them so was hoping others might not either lol..xxx
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LOL Sal 🙂 🙂 xo
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Lol John, Sally hand plucks the goods 🙂
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No pin feathers. I get it.
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Lol 🙂
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Not a dud among them! I love the fascination with the old phones – there’s a clip somewhere of two teens who were challenged to make a call on an old dial phone. Their attempts had me laughing out loud. Many thanks for all the chuckles! xx
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I think I saw that video Alex.. what amazes me is that I used to drive hundreds of miles for business without a mobile phone having to find phone boxes to call home etc.. and now won’t drive 7k to the supermarket without it..hugsx
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LOL Trish, I do believe I’ve seen that clip. I too chuckled at today’s whole selection. Happy to bring the smiles ❤
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wasn’t expecting the saxophone ending 🙂
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Good to hear Jim… xx
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Caught ya! 🙂
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yep!
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Great laughs, ladies. The saxophone took me by surprise. Hugs
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Thank goodness it wasn’t a tuba… lol..hugsx
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Lolololol Sal ❤
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LOL Will 🙂 xx
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VEry good ladies, the big pockets and gold urinal ones were my favourites.
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great thanks Robbie… glad to have given you a smile or two…hugsx
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Lol, glad you enjoyed Robbie 🙂 x
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael…hugsx
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Thank you as well, Sally! Sorry, i had a very busy evening this day. I hope your’s was much calmer. xx Michael
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Apart from the dreaded grocery shopping nothing exciting Michael…hugsx
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I also love the sign language of the dogs so much. Lol hahaha Thanks for sharing! xx Michael
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Lol, thanks Michael. 🙂 xx
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Lol – Thank you, and have a nice week, Debby! xx Michael
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Thank you Michael. Happy week to you too my friend. ❤
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Thank you for your kindness, Debby! have a good week as well. xx Michael
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Thank you my friend. ❤
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Thanks Michael.. hope the week going well…hugsx
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Thank you, Sally! Best wishes also to you. The season based darkness forces tribute in more coffee intake. Lol xx Michael
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I don’t like the dark evenings…still it too shall pass… eventually…xxxhugs
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I can certainly relate to the decluttering distractions!
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In the middle of it now… really tough with many items we have had for over 40 years, even it they are in a cupboard..xx
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I know! It’s like finding lost treasures!
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Love these. Saxophone 🎷 haha
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Thanks Jamie..
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LOL and ewwww Sal, but the golden joke was golden, lol. I cracked up at some of those memes I haven’t seen in a long time. The decluttering one is so relatable LOL ❤ xx
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I am doing just that right now Debby.. somethings just cannot be given away ♥
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Don’t we know it! ❤
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Ha ha ha. I wonder if my grandson would know what an old fashioned is if he saw one, Debby. Maybe not! And great joke, Sally. Clearly the man had a little too much to drink. Thanks for the laughs, ladies.
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Thanks Diana.. ♥
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These were great! I loved the cell phone relic memes and the story at the end. LOL! 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed Yvette.. I ruined many a manicure with those rotary phones in the day…not sure how those with acrylic nails would manage lol..xxx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – loved all the memes and the urinal joke! Toni x
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Thanks very much Toni…♥
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Love those – full marks 🙂
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Thanks Jemima..hugsx
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The golden urinal brought a chuckle, Sally! Thanks for the grins, ladies!
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Great Jan… ♥
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Love it!
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Thanks Jennie..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally. Hugs!
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