Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind- November 2nd 2021 -Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Antiques and Silver

First Debby Gies with some funnies she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

 

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

If you have not discovered the non-fiction books by D.G. Kaye: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Head over to read Debby’s latest relationship column: D. G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships – October 2021 – No Contact – The Breaking Point

Now something from Sally

All that glistens…..

A man comes home late at night and he is pretty smashed. His wife who was worried sick asks “Where the hell have you been?”

“The Golden Bar”, the man replies. “It’s an awesome place. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer of course and even a golden urinal.”

The wife is not convinced that her husband is telling the truth, so she looks up the Golden Bar in the phonebook and calls them up.

“Do you really have golden chairs at your bar?”
– Absolutely ma’am.

“And what about golden glasses?”
– Indeed we do.

“And golden beers?”
– Most certainly.

“And even a golden urinal?”
– Hold on a minute ma’am… Johnny, I think I have a lead on the guy who peed in your saxophone.”

I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Debby and Sally.

 

64 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind- November 2nd 2021 -Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Antiques and Silver

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  2. Ha ha ha. I wonder if my grandson would know what an old fashioned is if he saw one, Debby. Maybe not! And great joke, Sally. Clearly the man had a little too much to drink. Thanks for the laughs, ladies.

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  4. LOL and ewwww Sal, but the golden joke was golden, lol. I cracked up at some of those memes I haven’t seen in a long time. The decluttering one is so relatable LOL ❤ xx

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  5. Not a dud among them! I love the fascination with the old phones – there’s a clip somewhere of two teens who were challenged to make a call on an old dial phone. Their attempts had me laughing out loud. Many thanks for all the chuckles! xx

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