Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind December 14th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin- Blame Game and Optimism vs. Pessimism..

Firstly, some of the funnies from Debby Gies shared in Christmas’s past followed by some recycled jokes from Sally.

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Now for a joke from Sally

Pessimist vs. Optimist

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.

“Why are you crying?” the father asked.

“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin.

Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Debby and Sally.

56 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind December 14th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin- Blame Game and Optimism vs. Pessimism..

  1. We chuckled at all of them, especially the large dog and the baby, Debby and Sally, your story about the twins is priceless. ❤

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  2. Lol Sal, loved your joke and the optimism from the poor little boy who got shyte for Christmas and still remained hopeful. Glass half full! Thanks bunches Sal ❤ xx

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  3. Loved the jokes with the dog and child and waiting for the fat guy to break into your house while eating candy out of a sock.

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  4. Ohh!
    i just love the Christmas jokes.
    Especially the silly cracker jokes, perfect (and clean enough) to share with little children!
    And to explain the play on words…. ooh teacher hat!

    Here’s a few for you:-
    What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
    (The elf-abet.

    What do snowmeneat for breakfast?
    (Ice crispies)

    Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?

    What do you call an elf who sings?
    (A wrapper!)

    Sorry just had to share a few!

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