Firstly, some of the funnies from Debby Gies shared in Christmas’s past followed by some recycled jokes from Sally.
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Now for a joke from Sally
Pessimist vs. Optimist
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
“Why are you crying?” the father asked.
“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Debby and Sally.
Love your tale, Sally.
Debby, I love the first one, and the third, but they are all very funny. thanks for the Christmas giggle.
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Thanks Viv.. delighted you enjoyed.. hugsxx
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Happy to bring the smiles Viv 🙂
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We chuckled at all of them, especially the large dog and the baby, Debby and Sally, your story about the twins is priceless. ❤
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Thank you Jane, just what we like to hear…♥♥
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Lol Jane. Glad Tim also enjoyed. ❤ xox
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You’ve gotta love that optimistic twin!!
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My kinda guy…hugsx
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It’s a great joke!
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No kidding!!! 🙂
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Good ones, Maids of Mirth. I don’t even remember these. (maybe that’s a different worry)
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Join the club John.. why do you think I am repeating lol…hugsx
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LOLOL I just said that to John before seeing your reply. Sistah! ❤
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Great minds think alike..♥
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LOL John! Join the club! But, happy to hear we’re still doing good LOL 🙂
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Yup. 😁
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Thanks for the funnies!
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Delighted you enjoyed Dorothy..hugsxx
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Pleasure Dorothy. 🙂
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Lol, I should share this with MY pessimistic brother 🙂
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And maybe you should? LOL 🙂 x
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Not sure he caught the humor part of it, lol
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Lol 🙂
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Be a good sister and lend him a shovel lol..hugsx
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Ah, I see you’re an optimist, then 🙂
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lol.. oh yes..♥
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Lol Sal, loved your joke and the optimism from the poor little boy who got shyte for Christmas and still remained hopeful. Glass half full! Thanks bunches Sal ❤ xx
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Thanks Debby.. I hope one day his optimism was rewarded with a real pony..♥♥
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😂😂😂😂
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Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally. I hope the fat guy brings you both a wonderful version of ponies! 🙂
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Lol.. I am downsizing this year and hoping for a dog…I have a feeling I may have to remain optimistic for a little while longer …hugsxx
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Ah. Well, let us know if you get that special present. 🙂
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LOL thanks Diana 🙂 ❤
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Loved the jokes with the dog and child and waiting for the fat guy to break into your house while eating candy out of a sock.
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Glad you enjoyed Pete… enjoy the rest of the week..xx
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Happy to entertain Pete 🙂
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Ohh!
i just love the Christmas jokes.
Especially the silly cracker jokes, perfect (and clean enough) to share with little children!
And to explain the play on words…. ooh teacher hat!
Here’s a few for you:-
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
(The elf-abet.
What do snowmeneat for breakfast?
(Ice crispies)
Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
(Rude-olf!)
What do you call an elf who sings?
(A wrapper!)
Sorry just had to share a few!
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Wonderful Sue thank you.. will add to the ‘after the brandy sillies’ list…hugsxx
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Lol Sue, those were fun. 🙂
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Lots of cracker jokes collected over the years.
Loved sharing with my children and my class.
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close call with those fish…
and I hope the optimist finds his pony…
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Lol.. thanks Jim.. if not I am sure he will find something to be happy about..xx
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LOL Jim 🙂
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Ah, yes, the eternal optimist! Love all of these!! Thanks, Debby and Sally!
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Always need one at least in every family…thanks Jan…hugsx
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Lol, pleasure Jan ❤
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These were fantastic! And the tale at the end rings so true. Perspective is so powerful. Well done, Sally and Debby! 🙂
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Thanks Yvette.. delighted you enjoyed…hugsxx
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The one with the dog and the Christmas tree is so sweet. Very funny all around, ladies.
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Thanks Robbie.. happy you enjoyed.. hugsxx
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