Some funnies that have filtered into my husband’s email over the last week or so….stating the obvious….
And to finish off
I recently chicken proofed my lawn
Now its impeccable
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I recently purchased a toilet brush.
Long story short… I’m going back to toilet paper.
Thanks for dropping in today and I hope you will be leaving with a smile on your face….Sally
The toilet brush one – OUCH 😱
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I agree with Chris about the toilet brush! Someone who has a sense of humour has made the mat one.
I know people seem to be getting more stupid, but have we got to the stage where we need to label a door?
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Lol… having read the headlines today about the ‘influencers’ and social media ‘stars’ and their unhinged utterings and behaviour, I would think for some it is needed….xxx
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You’re probably right, Sally.
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Excellent, Sally. Speaking of obvious, I always enjoy those little canisters in my pills that are dehumidifying crystals that say “do not eat.” Yeah, like these would be top of my snack list.
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I know they are in supplements now and so brightly coloured they are tempting lol..hugsx
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I feel the same, John.
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The door one is ridiculous enough to be funny, as is the pizza box. I did like the humour on the mat label and I’ll swear that all the clickbait headlines are using that headline table! Sadly, it took me a couple of seconds before I got the impeccable lawn… Many thanks! xx
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Thanks Alex.. I found a similar puzzle to making book titles… some would certainly have caught the eye.. lol.. xx
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Love the door mat, all the of instructions!
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Thanks Dorothy… glad you enjoyed hugs…x
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The door mat is hilarious!
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Thanks Noelle.. glad we made you laugh ♥
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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:-)) xx hugsx.
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Cant choose only one. They are all so funny. Lol You always have to advice costumers the right way. Every book should have a outside printing like “First open, than start reading at the first line!” Lol xx Michael
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Glad we made you smile Michael.. and some people who skim books might need that instruction lol… hugsx
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Oh yes, Sally! Cant skim, because i always need to detect the vocables first. Lol hugsx
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I like the “hooky pooky” instructions!!
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Thanks Miriam…some wits out there..hugsx
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It’s very creative, Sally!
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I don’t even want to think about that last one! 🙂
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Lol… I agree…xx
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I take it there was no quality control at the door mat factory the day smart aleck guy decided to have fun with the label.
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I thought that was so funny and great marketing.. ‘if mat begins to smoke, immediately seek shelter and cover head’ lol.. xx
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Of course, I’m dying to know who could have written it and under what circumstances.
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“I recently chicken proofed my lawn. Now its impeccable.”
You oughta be ashamed of yourself, Ms. Spicy.
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Lol you know me Andrew… incorrigible…x
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Ha! Ha!! Thanks for the chuckles!
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Pleasure Jan…hugsx
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hahah this gave me the giggles! Could avocados be harming your sourdough?!
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Lol.. there are some great combinations there… glad you enjoyed…hugsx
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Thanks for the laughs, Sally!
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Happy to pass them along Teri..hugsx
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Thanks for brightening my day, Sally! These were hilarious!
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Glad you enjoyed Jill… thanks for letting me know x
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Too funny, Sally. Toni x
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Thanks Toni…♥
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These were hilarious. ❤
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Thanks Debby… ♥
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The last picture and the two little jokes at the end cracked me up. Thanks for sharing, Sally! 🙂
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Thanks Yvette delighted you enjoyed.. have a great weekend..hugs
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Great laughs, Sally. The doormat one is wonderful. I love it when businesses get creative like that.
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I think it almost guarantees repeat business or at least a doormat for the front and the back door.. thanks Diana..hugs
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Thsnks for the giggles 🙂
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Thanks Denise…hugs
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Haha!
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Thanks Jennie..hugsx
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Hugs to you, Sally!
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Love the doormat instructions and all the rest. And the advice on how to keep a marriage going… Priceless. Thanks, Sally!
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Wonderful thanks Olga.. have a lovely week..♥
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