Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – The Senior Team Pass along the Funnies – Marriage and Old Age

Some more reflections on life, marriage and aging.

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they browse an antique store?

A: I remember these.

Q: Where can a man over 60 find a younger, good looking woman who is interested in him?

A: Try the bookstore under fiction.  

Q: Is it a common problem for 60+ year olds to have trouble with memory storage?

A: No. Memory storage is not the problem. Memory retrieval is.

Q: Why should 60+ people use valet parking?

A: The valet won’t forget where he parked your car.

Poison

A worried man goes to see his priest.

“Father, I am worried. I think that my wife is trying to poison me.”

Said the priest: “Hold on my son, let me talk to your wife and come back to see me tomorrow, then I shall be able to give you some advice.”
The following day the man aging comed to his priest who tells him: “Well my son, I have talked to your wife for nearly two hours. My advice to you is: Take the poison”

 

Thanks for dropping in today and I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face….Sally

43 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – The Senior Team Pass along the Funnies – Marriage and Old Age

  1. I don’t usually laugh out loud at jokes, but several of these were hilarious. I loved the priest joke, the 2nd honeymoon, and updating the Facebook status.

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