Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies from our archives followed by some funnies from Sally.
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Now for a joke or two from Sally…….
The Job Applicant
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED: Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
A short time later, a dog trotted up to the office and saw the sign. He went inside and looked at the secretary and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign and barked.
Getting the message the secretary got the manager who looked at the dog and was surprised to say the least. However, the dog looked determined so he led him into his office.
The dog jumped into a chair and sat staring at the manager. ‘I can’t hire you. The advert says you must be able to type’. With that the dog jumped down from the chair and went over to another desk where there was a typewriter. He stood on his back legs and typed out a perfect letter, retrieved with his teeth and returned to the manager. The dog jumped back into his chair and stared at the amazed man.
‘The job requires you to be good with a computer.’ The dog jumped down again and went over to the manager’s desktop and pushed him to one side. Again on his hind legs he created a spreadsheet and printed it off. By this time the office manager was pretty gobsmacked.
‘I appreciate that you have some outstanding abilities and are very intelligent. However, I still can’t give you the job. The dog went out to the front office and reached up to pull the sign off the window.. He returned and put it on the desk in front of the manager with his paw on the line about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager agreed. ‘ Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual’
The dog looked calmly at the manager and said ‘Meow’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
Hilarious and oh, so true! Thanks, Sally and Debby! You always cheer us up!
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Wonderful to hear Olga..♥
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Thanks for sharing
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The egg replacement is funny.
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Thanks Jamie.. poor peacock lol.. x
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That was one smart dog! Love all of these, ladies! Thanks for the chuckles!
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Thanks very much Jan.. have a lovely weekend..♥
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So fun, Sally and Debby. Being a farm girl, I particularly enjoyed the peacock story but I laughed at each of the jokes. Thank you for the delight! 😂
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Poor guy.. all the blame and none of the fun lol… delighted you enjoyed ♥♥
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Love the milk looters and the bilingual dog – thank you, ladies!
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Thanks very much Dolly…happy to make you smile.. ♥
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My pleasure, dear Sally.
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Your meme’s cracked me up, Debby, especially the 60-year-old a** and the looters. Lol. Great joke, Sally. That’s some dog!
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Thanks Diana, I would hire in a heartbeat any day lol.. ♥
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The first and the last are so crazy. Lol You always offering best jokes, Debby and Sally! Thanks a lot, and enjoy a nice day! xx Michael
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Thanks so much Michael and delighted you enjoy the funnies…hugs xx
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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Gallop poll, lol. These are great!
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Thanks Jacquie.. great wits out there making these up..♥
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I like the zinger the lady delivered to her insensitive husband.
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Lol.. good for her…x
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Lol Sal.Meow! ❤ xxx
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I know so funny…♥♥
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby
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Thanks Toni… ♥
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good comeback by the wife, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the tests reveal some other issues besides the arrow through the head… 🙂
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Thanks Jim.. gullibility might be one of them …x
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lol 🙂
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Lol John 🙂
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Well done, Maids of Mirth. You outdid yourself today.
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Fabulous thanks John…hugsxx
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Thanks so much John 🙂
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These were great! The aerobics one and the milk truck one were my favorites. Great laughs, Sally! 🙂
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The “meow” did it, haha! Thank you, ladies for the laugh! 😄
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Oh, Sally, your bilingual dog made me lol.
I love the crashed milk lorry, Debby, and the coloured eggs.
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Lol, glad you enjoyed Viv 🙂
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“Meow.” These were all great. Thanks for the laughs, ladies.
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Wonderful thanks William and for passing them along..hugsx
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Thanks as always William ❤
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Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Happy to share Denise ♥
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Another great batch of chuckles! I loved the peacock one, and the punchline for the bilingual dog tale was brilliant! ♥♥
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Thanks Alex.. that dog is a keeper ♥♥
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Those are all so funny!
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Thanks Suzanne so pleased you enjoyed xx
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These are hilarious!
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Thanks Jill. great to hear ..hugs
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Great chuckles for today!
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Thanks Noelle.. ♥
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I love the one about the bilingual dog. Meow! 😀 😀 😀
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Lol.. I would employ him in a heartbeat xx
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LOL! The colored eggs one is the best!
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Thanks Priscilla… poor peacock..x
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Treat yourself to some laughs, courtesy of Sally 😂
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Thanks very much Chris ♥♥
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We all need the laughs, Sally 🤗❤️❤️🤗
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Don’t we just.. ♥
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Teehehee! I cracked up at the 60-year-old ass one. These are too funny, ladies. Thanks for the giggles 💕🙂
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Somehow I think that one might have been the creation of a woman lol.. hugs ♥
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