Delighted to share the latest funnies from Australia shared by author Malcolm Allen
Thanks to Malcolm for keeping us entertained
About the book
This is the third book by the author, following publication of his two autobiographies ‘From Birth to Perth – Memoirs of a Nomad’ in August 2013 and ‘World Turned Upside Down – More Nomadic Memoirs’ published in June 2018. This third book in the nomadic series, is a travelogue of the author’s journeys around the world. He shares both his travel experiences and his views on various subjects, with his usual frankness and humour. It’s a tale of the traveller as he moves by air, land and sea with assorted companions. The world of travel has changed the lives of many and continues to delight and surprise the author each time he packs his luggage and passport. As a fellow author, Michael Palin so eloquently said: ‘Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote. I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.’
One of the reviews for the book
The author has already written his autobiography in two volumes and that is quite a story. He is much travelled and, in this new book, he gives us the benefit of his travels in a novel way. Instead of using a chronological framework, Allen uses an alphabetical format interposing memories of places he’s visited with a miscellany of anecdotes that keep you entertained.
There is plenty of humour and I’ve given the book five stars because of its readability. It’s a winning combination of real world travelogue that puts you right there with the author, and anecdotal humour that will make you chuckle (as well as groan at some of the quips). The result is a book that you will not want to put down. If you enjoy Bill Bryson, you will enjoy Malcolm Allen. He has taken a novel approach to non-fiction that is both entertaining and highly amusing. I now feel that I’ve really been to some of the places that I’ll never get to in person and that must be the highest accolade for a book that is much more than a travelogue.
Buy the book: Amazon US – And:Amazon UK – And: Amazon AU
About Malcolm Allen
The author was born in London UK and experienced a challenging childhood, leaving school with no academic qualifications at the age of 15. He had mixed fortunes in his early working days but managed to secure a job in the banking industry at the age of 19. During a period of 32 years he enjoyed a demanding and successful career in London, the pinnacle of which was becoming a Company Director at the age of 37. Following a life changing experience in November 1998 he emigrated to Perth, Western Australia in September 2001, relocating to his current home in Melbourne, Australia in November 2015.
Thanks for dropping in today Sally and hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..
You make quite a team, Sally and Malcolm! I think mothers all around will nod at the joke as well.
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Great to hear thanks very much Olga..glad you enjoyed ♥
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I don’t know if that woman is happy or upset that she bought wine again! 🙂
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One glass Jim and it won’t matter lol…hugsx
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that’s true 🙂
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Love the Mother’s Day one! And it’s the truth. Thank you, Malcom, and thank you, Sally for sharing!
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No kidding in fact they might be slightly understaffed lol.. hugsx
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Great ones from Down Under, Sally!
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Thanks Noelle, Malcolm finds great funnies and grateful he passes them along.. hugsx
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There can’t be a mother who doesn’t see the funny side in the first one! The appointment one raised a wry smile. Our surgery has a ‘fastest finger first’ competition that begins at 8 am. If you’re not in the first batch, a polite message tells you to try again tomorrow. I tried at 8.06 yesterday and failed. Too many patients and not enough staff…
The pothole one was very funny – but also a little too close to home! Many thanks, Sally, for hosting Malcolm’s great funnies. xx
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Thanks Alex.. I do think that it is time to review the current system and I am in favour of combined super surgeries offering 24/7 appointmens, x-rays and testing. Rather than all these separate surgeries. That way the A&E would not be under such pressure and staffing would not be such an issue… ♥♥
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I agree – just as long as they don’t give most of the money to administrators. ♥♥
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Definitely Alex.. so much can be automated these days and excess paper pushers are not required..♥♥
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Hilarious, Malcolm. Toni x
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Thanks very much Toni…hugsxx
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The eulogy. Lol Good, that you have not chosen a painted joke around chicken wings. 😉 Thanks! xx Michael
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There are some clever comedic minds out there glad you enjoyed Michael..hugsx
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Thanks a lot for the upbeating entertainment, Sally! Enjoy a beautiful day! xx Michael
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hugsxx
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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Always with a great pleasure, and many thanks back. Sally! hugsx
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I love the one with the igloo mouse holes!
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tickled me too Liz…xx
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Wonderfully funny meme’s from Malcolm. Sometimes that’s how it feels to make an appointment, doesn’t it? I had to go through something similar yesterday. Thanks for the laughs, Malcolm and Sally.
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Then you find over this side of the pond that there is a three week waiting list xxx
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That would be tough, especially if you’re really sick and every day counts.
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Good ones! Sounds like a fun read too 🙂 xo
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Thanks Denise..hugsx
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Good ones, Malcolm. Thank you for sharing Malcolm’s funnies, Sally.
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Happy to pass along John..hugsx
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These always come at just the right time! xo
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Great thanks Jill.. hugsx
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The milk one and the wine one cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs, Malcolm and Sally! 🙂
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Great thanks Yvette and such a frequent mistake…lol.. hugs
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