Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies and her neighbour Marilyn who has donated her humour for our enjoyment followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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My thanks to Debby and Marilyn for sharing these with us.
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Now for some funnies from Sally….all about the birds…
Sid was told if he did not sell more toothbrushes he would be fired. One month later his sales record had soared and his manager called him in to explain the dramatic turnaround.
Sid explained that he had got tired of calling at pharmacies and had set up a little stall at the main train station with some crackers and a new dip.
‘Try my dip,’ he would say, and a constant stream of people did so. When they enquired about the ingredients of the dip, Sid told them: ‘Garlic and Chicken poop!’
They would go ‘Aaaargh!’ and spit it out.
Then Sid would say: ‘Would you like to buy a toothbrush?’
Things are not always what they seem……
While driving through the desert in New Mexico a woman’s car ran out of petrol. After a lengthy wait and becoming concerned that she would run out of water and never be found, she was delighted when a young Red Indian rode up on his horse. She sat behind him and was intrigued with his habit of letting a wild yell from time to time. She put it down to Indian whoops she had seen on the movies.
He dropped her off at a gas station with another ‘Ya-hoo’.
‘What was going on between you two?’ asked the gas station attendant as he prepared to drop her back to her car with a can of petrol.
‘Nothing,’ she said. ‘ I simply rode behind him with my arms around his waist holding onto the saddle horn.
‘Don’t you know that Indians ride bareback,’ he replied.
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.