Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies and her neighbour Marilyn who has donated her humour for our enjoyment followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby and Marilyn for sharing these with us.
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Check out Debby’s latest Travel Column: Cruising – Part One
Now for some funnies from Sally….all about the birds…
Salesmanship
Sid was told if he did not sell more toothbrushes he would be fired. One month later his sales record had soared and his manager called him in to explain the dramatic turnaround.
Sid explained that he had got tired of calling at pharmacies and had set up a little stall at the main train station with some crackers and a new dip.
‘Try my dip,’ he would say, and a constant stream of people did so. When they enquired about the ingredients of the dip, Sid told them: ‘Garlic and Chicken poop!’
They would go ‘Aaaargh!’ and spit it out.
Then Sid would say: ‘Would you like to buy a toothbrush?’
Things are not always what they seem……
While driving through the desert in New Mexico a woman’s car ran out of petrol. After a lengthy wait and becoming concerned that she would run out of water and never be found, she was delighted when a young Red Indian rode up on his horse. She sat behind him and was intrigued with his habit of letting a wild yell from time to time. She put it down to Indian whoops she had seen on the movies.
He dropped her off at a gas station with another ‘Ya-hoo’.
‘What was going on between you two?’ asked the gas station attendant as he prepared to drop her back to her car with a can of petrol.
‘Nothing,’ she said. ‘ I simply rode behind him with my arms around his waist holding onto the saddle horn.
‘Don’t you know that Indians ride bareback,’ he replied.
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
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‘Indians ride bareback’ and Italian mom’s cooking got me today; can’t stop laughing.
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Good Dolly just what we like to hear hugs ♥
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Hugs right back to you, dear Sally.
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The Italian cooking. Lol. All are so funny and provoking laughter. Thanks Sally and Debby! xx Michael
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Thanks very much Michael.. glad you enjoyed..hugsx
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You are also great in transferting positivity all over the world, Sally! Thank you also for that. hugsx Michael
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I wish I could wave a magic wand Michael.. ♥
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Thanks so much Michael. And thanks for sharing ❤
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Excellent ones today, ladies. Enjoyed them all. Hugs
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Wonderful thanks William and for passing along to Tumblr..hugsx
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Thanks so much William ❤
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Love the “no mask” on the plane and the Italian cooking. LOL
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Thanks Christa… to be honest I would take the wing seat too and still wear a mask lol.. xxx
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LOLOL riding bareback. Surprise! Sid was very enterprising too. LOL ❤ xx
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Thanks Debby for the funnies and glad you enjoyed the riding episode lol… ♥
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The visualization is hilarious ❤
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lol ♥
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Hilarious! The Italian booking and the bee memes were my favorite, but the Red Indian ride cracked me up! Great ones, Debby, Marilyn, and Sally! 🙂
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Good to hear Yvette.. our job is done..♥
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Thanks Yvette. I’m with you on the Red Indian, lolol 🙂
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You’ve excelled yourselves here, ladies!!
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Wonderful thanks Jemima.. hugsx
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Glad you enjoyed Jemima 🙂
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Another winning group, Maids of Mirth.
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Whew! Thanks John. 🙂
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Many thanks for the laughs, ladies! I’d like to know where that online dryer came from because it look more robust than what seems available at the moment… ♥♥
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lol.. I think you are right about that Alex.. they don’t make things to last these days.. built in obsolescence – they want you replacing stuff every few years…♥♥
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LOL Trish, like Sally said, nothing is made any longer to last. ❤
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Sid is quite the salesman! Remind me never to accept free dip from strangers.
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Lol… good move Liz..xxx
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I never sample dip. LOL 🙂
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Yeah, there’s the double-dipping move to worry about, too. Best avoid the dip altogether.
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My theory too 🙂
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LOL! I loved all of these today! Thanks for the laughs, ladies! xo
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Great thanks Jill… ♥
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Happy to hear Jill 🙂
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Yes we used to play dangerous games and still managed to grow up as peaceful people.
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I know Jamie.. well said..xx
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Imagine that. 🙂
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Oh my, I am dying here! So many laugh out louds! Thanks for the chuckles and guffaws, ladies. Absolutely love these. Hugs 🤗 💕🙂
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Wonderful Harmony.. just what we like to hear.♥♥
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We aim to please Harmony. Happy to share some chuckles with you. ❤
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Thanks for the laughs, Sally and Debby. I wasn’t surprised to see an air-travel meme from Debby. Lol. Have an awesome day.
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LOL Diana. I sat in the masked section – although, I was over the wing. 🙂 xx
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Lol.
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Just been told my comment could not be posted, so I’m trying again.
I love both yours, Sally, and Debby, I especially like the Italian Momma and Sting, but they are all funny. Thanks for brightening up my day.
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Worked that time! Most odd.
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Thanks Viv.. WP probably doing their usual update over the weekend and it takes a while to roll through the time zones..hugsx
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Thanks Viv. Looks like second time was a charm. 🙂
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Oh my!! I am laughing right out loud!! The Indian sent me into gales of laughter! And the mask/nomask section. Great chuckles today, ladies!
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Wonderful to hear thank Jan ♥
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LOL Jan. Me too. 🙂 x
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Always a great way to start your day with a chuckle. Thanks for the laughs.
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Glad you enjoyed thanks for letting us know Ken.
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