Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Passing along the funnies – Boys vs. Girls and Legal Shenanigans

Some funnies passed along by friends by email that I thought you might enjoy…and some snippets from the archives.

 

And to finish off today

Getting away with it.

A businessman returned to his parked car to find the headlights broken and damage to his front end. Stuck under the windscreen wiper he found a note which read:

“Hey man. I just backed into your car. The folks that saw the accident are nodding in approval because they think I am writing down my name and other particulars, but I aint.”

Investments

As his investment business grew… James realised that he needed to employ a corporate lawyer to protect his interests and those of his clients. He set about interviewing young lawyers. After several applicants had failed to impress him, he sat down with a smartly dressed young man and explained to him that the nature of the business meant that integrity was of the highest importance and asked him if he was an honest lawyer.
The young man considered the question for a moment and then answered.

“Let me show you how honest I am… my parents lent me 50,000 pounds to complete my law degree and I paid it back after I tried my first big case.”

“That is very impressive,” James smiled at the applicant. “And what kind of case was that?”

They sued me for the money!

Justice

A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared the worst. He asked a senior partner whether he ought to send the judge a box of cigars.

“The judge is an honorable man,” the horrified senior partner exclaimed. “If you do, I guarantee you’ll lose the case.”

The judge eventually ruled in favor of the young lawyer’s client.

“Aren’t you glad you didn’t send those cigars?” the senior partner asked.

“I did send them,” the young lawyer answered, “I just enclosed the opposition’s business card.”

Thanks for dropping in today and I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Sally.