Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some funnies from Sally….
Little Blue Pills
Michael O’Riley and his wife both in their 80s arrive at the doctor’s office and sit across the desk from him holding hands.
“You are both looking fine, how can I help you today?”
Michael smiles shyly at him…
“Well Doctor, you see, I have heard that them little blue pills that are available on the health service might help Mary and I improve our love life.”
Slightly taken aback the doctor regarded the eager couple for a moment or two..
“Well Michael, you see, you have a heart condition and those pills now, could cause you a dreadful problem in that department, so I don’t think that it would be a good idea.”
“Well Doctor, said Mary, “Do you think we might give them a try just once or twice and see if they work or not?”
Reluctantly the doctor wrote out a prescription for 12 pills but with very strict instructions.
“You are to only take every other day.. So, Take Monday, skip Tuesday, take Wednesday, skip Thursday, take Friday, skip Saturday and take Sunday.
“Right you are doctor and thank you.” The couple went on the way happily clasping the prescription.
Three weeks later Mary comes to see the doctor and tearfully tells him that Michael has expired.
“Oh jeez, was it the pills? Did Michael take them as I prescribed?
“Of course doctor, just as you told us. Take Monday, skip Tuesday, take Wednesday, skip Thursday, take Friday, skip Saturday and take Sunday.
“Then what killed him Mary?”
“The skipping”
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
Some true gems, ladies! Thanks again for the laughs!
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Happy to make you smile Olga ♥
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Playing with a man’s age is weird. Lol But always funny! Thanks for sharing the laughter, Sally and Debby! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael..hugsx
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Thanks again for your generous shares Michaels. We are happy to keep you entertained. 🙂 xx
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Thanks very much for sharing Michael..hugsx
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I always find these hilarious.
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Thanks Jamie, just what we like to hear…xx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – I love the Aunty Acid one. Toni x
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Thanks Toni..she has a way with words..♥
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Lol Great Toni. Aunt Acid rocks! xx
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“What age are you using this year?” 🤣🤣🤣
That reminds me of when we threw my mother-in-law a 90th birthday party and discovered on the day of the party that she was actually 91. “All right, people. You can all go home now. You showed up a year too late.”
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Lol.. I bet it was a good party anyway, I am 35 and sticking there.. xx
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Lol Pete. I thought you may have been referring to my Facebook age, lol. I had a lot of comments telling how great I looked for 107 or something like that. Sometimes you have to lie to FB! 🙂
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I got quite a laugh out of that when I saw it. This girl is sure spunky for 107. 🤣
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Lolol Pete. They are enough in our business. I figured if they wanted to accept I was born in 1907 or something like that, it’s good enough for them. Not to mention it has provided plenty of laughs and puzzlement through the years. 🙂
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Lol Sal, loved the skipping! ❤
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Just watch it in the gym Debby lol ♥
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LOL so true!! ❤
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Good ones! I needed the laughs.
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Happy to provide them Liz…hope the rest of the day goes well..hugsx
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Thanks, Sally!
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Happy to entertain Liz 🙂
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So funny. Loved the meme’s Debby. My husband informed me this morning that and 8:30 bedtime is too late. Lol. And beware skipping when in your 80s, Sally. Lesson learned. Ha ha. Thanks for the laughs you two.
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Thanks Diana.. and skipping in your 70s is not advised either lol…♥
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I’m not sure I can do it in my sixties, either.
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lol me neither ♥
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Lol Diana. And I’m glad to hear your hubby enjoyed too. ❤
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🙂 I share a lot of the laughs with him.
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I know what you mean. ❤
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The fireworks and the skipping – thank you, ladies!
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Thanks Dolly ♥
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You are welcome, dear Sally.
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Lol the chart toppers today 🙂
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Thanks for the Tuesday smiles!
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Glad you enjoyed Denise..hugsx
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Our pleasure Denise ❤
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Oh, my goodness! Yep. Gotta watch out for all that skipping. 🙂 Good ones, ladies!
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Thanks Jan.. ♥
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Lol, no kidding Jan. ❤
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Great laughs today! Thanks for the hilarity!
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Thanks Noelle ♥
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You are most welcome Noelle ❤
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Maids of Mirth stick again. Well done.
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Thanks very much John..hugsxx
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Yay, thanks John 🙂
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The word should have been struck. The sentiment is there. 🙄
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Lol, thanks John, but I kinda figured. 🙂
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The fireworks one had me howling! 🤣🤣🤣I love every single one of these. Brilliant, ladies. Thanks for sharing the laughs. Hugs 💕🙂
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Fantastic thanks Harmony♥
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Lol right? Happy to bring the smiles Harmony ❤
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These are hilarious, ladies. Many thanks for the laughs. Hugs
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Thanks William…glad you enjoyed.. hugsxx
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Thanks for sharing William, so glad you enjoyed. ❤
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Every single one of these is hilarious! You ladies outdid yourselves! Thanks for the laughs. 🙂
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Thanks Yvette, just what we like to hear..♥
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We are thrilled to hear Yvette ❤
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