Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Door maintenance and Miracles

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.

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Now for some fun from Sally….

The oldest profession

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

The physician said, “Remember that, on the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”

The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”

Then, the lawyer spoke up, “Yes, but who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”

Miracles

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.

48 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Door maintenance and Miracles

  1. These are all wonderful!! Most of Debby’s ones were far too relatable for me and that last one with the lift was pure gold! Many thanks! ♥♥

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  2. Love these jokes, especially the last one. I use my phone to read labels…often. Thank you, Sally and Debby. Love the happy retriever one too. ❤ xXx

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  4. Oh my gosh. I can relate to using my phone’s camera to enlarge print! Lol. And using my phone while looking for my phone! Yeesh. And I love the elevator joke. Lol. If only… Have a great day, Debby and Sally. Thanks for the laughs, ladies.

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