Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
Age memoire…
How old are you Grandma?’ asked little Rebecca.
‘Oh, I don’t know dear,’ said Grandma with a smile. ‘I’ve had so many birthdays, I’ve lost count!’
‘Well, why don’t you look in your knickers,’ said Rebecca. ‘Mine say three to four years old.’
Psychiatry
A young man laboured under the delusion that he was a Yorkshire terrier. His friends persuaded him to seek professional help and he went to a psychiatrist for a course of treatment. Some weeks later, he met one of his friends in the street. ‘And how are things now?’ asked his friend. ‘Did the psychiatrist cure you?’
‘Oh yes,’ said the young man. ‘I’m quite okay now. Fit as a fiddle – here, feel my nose.’
An instant cure.
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the pharmacy and asked, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife and can’t find her anywhere. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
🤣Thanks for the laughs, ladies! Hugs 💕🙂🤣
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Our pleasure Harmony. ❤ xx
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Thanks Harmony ♥
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Quality stuff, ladies! Had a proper chuckle at these – many thanks! 🤣 ♥♥
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Lol Trish, me too. Happy to bring the smiles ❤ xx
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Wonderful thanks Alex ♥
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These were great. Thanks for the smiles and chuckles.
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Glad you enjoyed Sandra 🙂
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Thanks Sandra ♥
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Another boffo offering Maids of Mirth. 😁
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We love to hear that John. Thanks as always 🙂
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Thanks very much John..hugsxxx
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Hi both, these are very good.
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Thanks Robbie, glad you enjoyed ❤
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Thanks very much Robbie..♥
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Thank you for the giggles ladies 😉
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Our pleasure Willow ❤
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Thank you again 💓
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Glad you enjoyed Willow ♥
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Thank you 😊
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Lol Sal, thanks for sharing a few of my favs today. And loved the age memoire and the instant cure. Hilarious! ❤ xox
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Teamwork Debby ♥
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“The pen is mightier than the pig.” That one made total sense, Debby. Lol.
And loved the “instant cure,” Sally. I’ll bet it works every time. 🙂
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Lol Diana. Sorry, I’m still stuck on the therapy dog. Lol, if he were mine, he’d definitely be wearing that face 🙂 xx
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Ha ha ha. That was a crack up too. Lol
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🙂 x
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lol… I must try chatting up a good looking young guy next time we shop together! ♥
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Oh, that would work too. Ha ha ha
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I’d say those first-graders had some pretty sage advice!
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The last one in particular lol..xxx
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Yep, that last one’s a winner!
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Agreed! 🙂
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Thanks for the laughs, ladies. Enjoyed them all. Hugs
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Great to hear thanks William laughter thank goodness is the right kind of infectious.. xxhugsx
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Glad you enjoyed William. And thanks for sharing ❤
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Thanks for the giggles 🙂
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Thanks Denise.. glad to hear hugsx
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Happy to bring the smiles Denise ❤
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I loved them all! The luggage one has always made me shake my head at the idiocy of the logic. The toes meme cracked me up, and the mixed proverbs were awesome! I loved the old man losing his wife joke as well. Great laughs, Sally and Debby! I missed these while on my vacation. 🙂
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Thanks Yvette but I am sure you had an amazing time. hugsx
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I did, Sally! We had some great experiences on our trip. 🙂
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Thanks Yvette. Thanks for coming back. And happy to bring the smiles ❤
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Loved these!! Those finished proverbs were a hoot! Thanks, ladies!
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Thanks Jan.. kids are guaranteed to share a different perspective lol.. hugs ♥
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Still laughing about the therapy dog and the luggage – I relate so well to those. Toni x
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Thanks Toni..these days you apparently you have to file a missing person report to find your luggage again. Certainly encouraging people to wear multiple layers and pack carry on.. ♥
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LOL Toni, my favs of the memes today. ❤
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How funny that the first-grade teacher used proverbs with her students. I used to do them with 5th and 6th graders, and many of their responses were hysterical.
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You cannot deny the creative minds of children and as you say it makes for wonderful reading.. xx
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No doubts Pete – out of the mouths of babes! 🙂
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Thanks for passing the funnies along Michael..hugsx
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🙂 Thanks for sharing this fun, Sally! Excuse, if i missed some of your answers, but somehow this chat seems to mix up. hugsx Michael
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no worries Michael..hugsx
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Hahahahaaaaaaaa. 😉 There therapy dog is priceless. Now you can see what married men have to regret. Lol Thanks for the laughter, Ladies! xx Michael
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Lol thanks Michael.. that therapy dog is priceless… hugsxx
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LOL Michael, you are so funny! Always happy to bring the smiles. And if I had a therapy dog, he would look exactly like that. LOLOL ❤
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Debby, the finished proverbs are wonderful, and I love the toes!
Thanks for your giggles, too, Sally. Grandma’s knickers made me laugh.
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Thanks very much Viv.. we do like to hear they are enjoyed.. hugsx
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Lol, so glad you enjoyed Viv. I cracked up seeing them all again. ❤
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Liked that dog one the most; it will need therapy next! Close second is the instant cure in the pharmacy!
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Lol.. thanks John.. glad you enjoyed..x
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LOL John. I agree. The dog’s face is priceless. 🙂
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Great ones! Finishing the proverbs–LOL!
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Love these especially the kids’ sayings! Thanks for sharing, Sally! 💕
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Thanks very much Janice..♥
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Thanks for sharing and have a good weekend
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Fabulous! I love all, but the sayings are marvellous. I think I’ll have to start using some of their versions! Thanks, Debby and Sally!
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Wonderful thanks Olga.. that will confuse your students.. ♥
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