Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….Exam results part one
Apparently real answers to exam questions!!
In the Office
A secretary is often a Director’s private concern.
Previous tempting work is an advantage
The word processor has a ‘cursor’ for when the secretary makes a mistake.
If a partner cannot pay his debts, a court with order a bayleaf to eject him from his house.
Sometimes in an office a person throws a spaniard in the works.
Ooh la la
Je suis fiance. C’est la guerre – I am engaged to a gorilla
Saucisses – Saucy girls.
Name a French winter sport – Bog-slaying
The Louvre is a well known night-club.
The French National Anthem is called The Mayonnaise
Music Appreciation
Elvis Presley was a more refined pop star than Bill Haley. Many of the rock stars were idles to the youngsters. Today there are different categories of pop from ‘sole’ to ‘punk’
Wogan’s Fly of the Vuldukeries
The Dance of the Sugar Prune Fairy
Bikini’s Madame Butterfly,
The baboon is the lowest woodwind instrument.
Crushendo – an orchestra for everyone to join in.
Source Howlers by William Cooke and illustrated by Mike Gordon Published 1988 Used copies are available on Ebay and Amazon.
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
Outstanding, Maids of Mirth. Thank you.
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Wonderful thanks John..hugsx
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We’re glad to hear John 🙂
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Thanks for the laughs, Sally. I needed them today!
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Glad you enjoyed Janet.. .hugsx
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I’ll be humming the Mayonnaise the rest of the day…
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ooh la la Dorothy lol..xx
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Thank for the much needed smiles 🙂
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thanks Denise..hugsx
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Hugs Denise xx
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These were great, ladies. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs
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Thanks very much William and for passing the funnies along..hugsx
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Thanks William. Happy to bring the smiles. And thanks for sharing ❤
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Oh, these are so funny, ladies. I don’t think The Mayonnaise would be a bad national anthem for France at all.
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Thanks Robbie.. and especially my favourite way of eating it with fresh baquette and tomatoes with a little salt.. perfect after a two our climb… ♥
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Lol Robbie. ❤
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These are great! You’d better keep The Doorbells band away from John Howell’s house.
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Lol, those two girls would be the lead singers Liz..xx
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Singing the band all the way to St. Louis!
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Lol no kidding! 🙂
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Ha ha ha. I wish my husband would learn the one about doing things my way the first time, Debby. Lol. Life would be so much easier. And I loved this one, Sally: “The French National Anthem is called The Mayonnaise.” Can’t stop laughing. Thanks you two.
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Good to hear you laugh Diana.. even at a distance..♥♥
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Lol Diana. It’s an art for sure. I had mine very well trained. 🙂 xx
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Ha ha.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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From the beginning to the end great for laughter. :-)) Thanks Sally and Debby! Enjoy a nice evening/ day! hugsx Michael
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We’re always happy to bring the smiles. And thanks for sharing Michael. Hugs xx
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LOL thanks for sharing Sal. I loved Ooh La La. Lol Hugs xxx
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Thanks Debby great funnies and another fun cohort..♥♥
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Thanks, Sally and Debby – I need a laugh today. Toni x
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Glad to supply the laughter Toni ♥
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Makes two of us Toni. Maybe we should do these daily? Lol xx
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Not sure if I’d have the nerve to put my face on a piece of luggage, but that would undoubtedly help to recognize it instantly.
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Especially these days Pete where mounds of luggage are being piled up at some airports.. If I put my face on it they wouldn’t dare lose lol…xxx
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I don’t know which airport is worse – Toronto or Heathrow! ❤
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I don’t think there is much to choose between any of them at the moment. Dublin is up there too.. xx♥
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Oye! ❤
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I’ve come to tying a strap or ribbon around mine before this mess began. We surely need identifiers. 🙂
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Fabulous! Thanks, Debby and Sally!
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Thanks Olga..hugsx
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Pleasure Olga xx
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Ha!Ha! Good ones, ladies. Loved The Doorbells. 🙂
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Thanks Jan ♥
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Me too! 🙂 x
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Sofa bed, “bayleaf,” ad the entire music appreciation segment had me in stitches!
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Wonderful thank Dolly and have a wonderful weekend..hugsx
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You too, dear Sally.
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