Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….Exam results part one
Apparently real answers to exam questions!!
In the Office
A secretary is often a Director’s private concern.
Previous tempting work is an advantage
The word processor has a ‘cursor’ for when the secretary makes a mistake.
If a partner cannot pay his debts, a court with order a bayleaf to eject him from his house.
Sometimes in an office a person throws a spaniard in the works.
Ooh la la
Je suis fiance. C’est la guerre – I am engaged to a gorilla
Saucisses – Saucy girls.
Name a French winter sport – Bog-slaying
The Louvre is a well known night-club.
The French National Anthem is called The Mayonnaise
Elvis Presley was a more refined pop star than Bill Haley. Many of the rock stars were idles to the youngsters. Today there are different categories of pop from ‘sole’ to ‘punk’
Wogan’s Fly of the Vuldukeries
The Dance of the Sugar Prune Fairy
Bikini’s Madame Butterfly,
The baboon is the lowest woodwind instrument.
Crushendo – an orchestra for everyone to join in.
Source Howlers by William Cooke and illustrated by Mike Gordon Published 1988 Used copies are available on Ebay and Amazon.
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