Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
The trouble all started in the Garden of Eden
One beautiful afternoon in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals. I appreciate all that you have given me, but I’m just not happy”, Adam answers.
“Why is that, Adam”, God asks.
“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I have no one special to share it with and I’m lonely”, Adam explained to God.
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you”, God told him.
Perplexed, Adam asked, “What’s a woman, Lord?”
God replies, “This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth.. She will cook and clean for you and do everything that you ask without ever complaining. She will provide every sexual need and fantasy you will ever think of and meet all of your sexual needs. She will bear your children and raise them without complaints. This woman will be the perfect companion for you.”
“Wow! That sounds great,” exclaimed Adam. “Where is she?”
“Not so fast,” said the Lord. “A woman this fantastic is going to cost you.”
“How much”, asked Adam.
“An arm and leg”, God replied.
Adam thought about this for a moment, then replied, “What can I get for a rib?”
Chain Letter
This chain Facebook post was started by a woman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike a chain letter, it will not cost you anything. Just forward to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented, then bundle up your husband, partner or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you have already.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN – One woman who broke the chain got her original husband back…..
At the time of posting this, a friend of mine had already received 454 men. They buried her yesterday. It took three undertakers to get the smile off her face and two days to position her body so that they could close the coffin..
You must have faith!
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
Yeah, that one about resetting the PW sounds familiar
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No kidding lol…xx
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LOL 🙂
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Thank you for the Tuesday chuckles!
I’m going to go change my password now…
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If we don’t see you for a few days we will know why lol. ♥
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LOL 🙂
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Almost there….
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😂😂😂love the password one! Thanks for the laughs, ladies! Brilliant as usual. Hugs 💕🙂💕
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Great to hear thanks Harmony ♥
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Lol thanks Harmony ❤
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Outstanding, Maids of Mirth. 😁
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Wonderful thanks so much John.. delighted you enjoyed hugsx
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Woohoo John. Always glad to hear 🙂
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OMG. So funny. I loved the “password” one, Debby, and laughed so hard at the “bear” that I started choking. Lol. And the “Adam” one cracked me up, Sally. You get what you pay for. Thanks, ladies.
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Thanks Diana.. you most certainly do lol.. ♥
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We’re obviously on the same wavelength Diana. Those were my 3 favs. That bear gets me every time. 🙂 ❤
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The bear was hysterical. Reminds me of every kid I’ve ever known.
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Lollllllllllll:)
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Thanks for sharing Michael.. hugsx
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Wow, what thoughtful jokes. 🙂 Thanks Debby and Sally! hugsx Michae
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Glad you enjoyed Michael..thank you hugsx
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We’re delighted you liked Michael. Thanks again for your lovely sharing. 🙂 xx
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🙏🎶🎵 Thanks as well, Debby! Spreading the fun is doubling the fun. 😉 Enjoy a nice day! xx Michael
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Debby & Sally – you are the best! I love starting my day with you! Hugs and more hugs!
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Wonderful Rebecca.. so pleased you enjoyed..hugs ♥
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Yay Rebecca. We love to hear that. Happy to bring the smiles ❤
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What can I get for a rib? Hysterical! And I about peered my pants over the password snafu! Already in use! Bahaha! 💕C
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Lol.. many a word spoken in jest..♥♥
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Lol Cheryl. Right? Happy to bring the smiles ❤
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Chain mail – LOL! And thank you, Debby, for a neat password idea.
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Thanks Dolly ♥
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You are welcome, dear Sally.
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Lol Dolly. Happy to be of service 🙂
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I was reading the “password” joke aloud to my husband, but I ended up laughing so hard, I lost the power of speech.
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Well that’s what we like to hear Liz. LOL 🙂 x
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My husband had to email it to our daughter and son-in-law!
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Fantastic..thanks Liz..
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You’re welcome, Sally. They enjoyed it, too.
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Lol 🙂
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That does not sound like you Liz lol… glad we hit the mirth button xxx
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😀 😀 😀
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Lol, loved the jokes Sal, especially loved Adam’s rib. LOL. And that bear story cracks me up again. ❤
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I know the bear was the product of a very clever mind… hit the spot ♥♥
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I can understand the frustration with the password!
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me too Jim…x
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Brilliant! Like so many others, the password one came hilariously close to the truth! I also loved the bear one and the Adam’s rib one was really neat! xx
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with you on the password Alex… that bear was hilarious.. enjoy the day..♥
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Sitting on the remote—haha. The aches and pains keep getting more mysterious the older we get.
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So true lol…hugsx
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Love the sitting on the remote – thank goodness for Dr Google. Toni x
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Quite lol… thanks Toni ♥
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These are all good, but the one about the password change is hilarious 😂😂😂
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Nother funnier that the truth Robbie lol.. ♥
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OMG, ladies! I laughed until I had tears at the password change! Thanks. I needed that. All great!
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We do love to hear that Jan ♥
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Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Thanks Denise..hugs
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Alcohol and literature, a dog named shark… I can’t stop laughing!
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Always what we like to hear Jennie ♥
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You’re cracks, ladies! If I get a dog, I know what I’m going to call him!
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Lol.. at least you would get the beach to yourself..♥
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