Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Family Photos and Ramblings

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.My thanks to Debby for excellent foraging

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s new series Spiritual Awareness..How Do You Know If You Are An Empath – The Signs

Now for some fun from Sally….

Ramblings of a Retired Mind…

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, “What brings you in today?” I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond.
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Am I getting to be that age? I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.
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You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway.
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it “Pumping Rust.”
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When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”
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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.”
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.
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Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.
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The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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Did you ever notice that when you put “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs”?
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

 

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.