Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Puppy adoption and Husband Mart

Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by a joke or two from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.My thanks to Debby for excellent foraging

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Debby’s new series Spiritual Awareness..Spiritual Awareness – Fey – Cutting Emotional Cords with Archangels

Now for some fun from Sally….from the archives

Husband Mart

A store that introduces women to potential husbands has just opened, so a fastidious single woman paid it a visit. She discovered that the store has 6 floors, and the further up the men are placed, the more positive attributes they have.

But there’s a catch: as you enter any floor, you can choose a man from that floor, but if you go upstairs, you cannot go back down except to exit the building (and you can’t go back in, either).

At the main entrance, there’s a sign that reads: “Ground floor – These men have jobs.” The woman read the sign and said to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s upstairs!” So up she went.

The next sign reads: “Floor 1 – The men here have jobs and love kids. “Great,”, she thought, “but I wonder…” And up she went again.

The men on the second floor “… have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm, better still,” she thought. “but there are still three more floors!”

The next sign reads: “Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.”. “Wow!” exclaimed the woman, “very tempting, but there must be more further up!” Again she tackled the stairs.

“Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, my! What else could a woman want? What is – what can be – on offer on the top floor?!”

So she passed yet again on picking a man there.

The top floor sign reads: “… You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.”

Sally’s books: Amazon US –  Amazon UK – More reviews : Goodreads – Podcast – Sally Cronin on Soundcloud – Twitter: @sgc58

 

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.

64 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Puppy adoption and Husband Mart

  1. Excellent, ladies. Those damn deer, Buddy, and the Husband Mart cracked me up. Thank you very much for the laughs. Hugs

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  2. Reblogged this on Filosofa's Word and commented:
    I’ve bombarded you with enough dark posts for the moment and I thought I’d try to make up for it with some humour, compliments of Sally & Debby, who never fail to bring a few laughs! Thank you both for brightening the world just a bit for us all!

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