Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by a joke or two from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….from the archives
Words of wisdom
A man had been contemplating the world’s population,
It’s amazing, he told his friend. Every time I breathe in and out someone dies.
Have you tried mouthwash said his friend
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‘Every man should have a girl for love, companionship and sympathy,’ said a wise and mature bachelor. ‘Preferably at three different addresses,’ he added
Quick thinking
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note: ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
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Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
Thanks for the giggles, ladies!
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Glad you enjoyed Jan ♥♥
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Happy to bring the smiles Jan x
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I love the spiritual dog meme!
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Me too Liz.. Sam used to get that look sometimes, usually after eating cheese….xx
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My dog gets a look of “Is that all there is?” after eating cheese.
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Lol.. they can count… xx
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Lol right? 🙂 x
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The spiritual dog and God is watching the apples made me laugh. Good job, Maids of Mirth.
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Thanks John.. delighted to hear hugsx
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Yay thanks John. Gotta love that dog. 🙂
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Yes indeed.
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The forgetful jar! 😂😂😂 OMG, I’m chortling away here 😁 Thanks for sharing the laughs, ladies. Hugs 💕🙂
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Glad to make you laugh Harmony… just what we like to hear ♥♥
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Lol I know. So me! 🙂 🙂 ❤
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Thanks for the laughs, ladies. Loved the meme of the dog after eating a spiritual book, Debby. Lol. And what a great joke about the apples and cookies, Sally. That makes total sense to me. 😀
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Thanks Diana.. you can’t get much passed children lol. ♥
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Lol Diana, my two favs also. Happy to bring the smiles ❤
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Love the spiritual dog, the good grammar, and G-d who is watching the apples.
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Lol..thanks Dolly glad you enjoyed ♥
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My pleasure, dear Sally.
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Glad you enjoyed Dolly 🙂 x
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Keep smiling, dear Debby 😻
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These were great, ladies, particularly God is watching the apples and the spiritual dog. Many thanks for the laughs. Hugs
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Those seem to be the favourites William lol and that dog is priceless.. hugsxx
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Seems to be the top two today William. Glad you enjoyed. And thanks again for sharing. ❤
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I should have a jar like that…..and a ‘Whew! Not Just Me Then’ jar
Your spreading good honest chuckles is ever a worthy calling.
Thanks.
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Lol.. I think we all get to the point of having the second jar.. and probably the Not Just Me one too. Glad you enjoyed
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I do enjoy these Laughter posts….Keep up the good work👏
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Will do thank you.
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Thank you Michael ❤
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❤ I have to thank you for all the very useful information, Debby! xx Michael
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My pleasure Michael ❤ x
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Thanks Michael..hugsx
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I also love the spiritual dog meme. So funny, like the others. Thanks Debby and Sally! You are wonderful in bringing more laughter to the world. xx Michael
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Aw, thanks so much Michael. Better to laugh right? 🙂 xx
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Agreed, Debby!:-)) xx Michael
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Delighted to share the funnies Michael… we all need a little humour to keep us going hugsx
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So true, Sally! You are always chosing the funniest of all. 🙂 xx Michael
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thanks Michael..hugsxx
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LOL. Thanks for sharing!
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Happy to share Christa..hugsx
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The first one is reversed for hubby and me, lol. The apple joke reminds me of Little Johnny jokes- hilarious 🙂
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Lol Jacquie. The first one was sooooooooooo me and my husband. ❤
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Rarely do you hear of both parties being as talkative as the other lol.. opposites do attract… glad you enjoyed the apples.. hugs
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That first one is so me…. lol
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And me! 🙂
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lol.. here too… Jemima xx
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Lol Sal, loved The Apples. Thanks for the smiles. ❤
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I laughed out loud at each of the first three. I think I could make several contributions to the jar about forgetting someone’s name.
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Thanks Pete… I think most of us are in the same boat. At around 85 my mother gave up and just called everyone darling… good plan.. xxx
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Thanks for that comment, darling. 😊 (Sorry, Sally—couldn’t resist.)
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Lol.. xx
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The storytelling meme is great, but no one in our family sticks to the key points.
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Lol.. I am sure it leads in many interesting directions Dan.
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So funny!
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Thanks Jennie ♥
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You’re welcome, Sally!
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