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Now for some fun from Sally….from the archives
What not to do when driving!
A police officer was inspecting a car crash where two people had been injured and taken off in an ambulance to hospital. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
“You can understand what I’m saying?”asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
“Well, did you see what happened?”
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
“They were drinking?” asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
“They were smoking marijuana too?” asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a kissing sign with his lips
“So they were playing around as well!?” asked the astounded officer. Again, the monkey nodded.
Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around before they wrecked the car?”
The monkey nodded. “What were you doing during all this?” asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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