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Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – January 2023 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Healthy Eating and Alternative Book Titles

Posted on January 10, 2023 by Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life.

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who has been doing some excellent foraging for us.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Karma

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Some alternative book titles Part One

A Clifftop Tragedy by Eileen Dover
A Young Man’s Guide to Dating by Caesar Titely
At the South Pole by Ann Tarctic
Better Gardening by Anita Lawn
Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windy-Bottom
Carpet Laying by Walter Wall
Dating Period Furniture by Anne Teak
Diary of a Bank Robber by Hans Upp
Everyday Recipes for Garlic by Y.I. Malone
Escape to the Forest by Lucinda Woods
How to win the Derby by Rhoda Winner
Improve Your Memory by Ivor Gott
Influenza by Mike Robe
Jungle Fever by Amos Quito
Keeping Cheerful by Mona Lott

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.

48 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – January 2023 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Healthy Eating and Alternative Book Titles”

Dorothy's New Vintage Kitchen on January 10, 2023 at 3:24 pm said:

Ah, that’s why there is a dip on my front hood!

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- Liz Gauffreau on January 10, 2023 at 4:22 pm said:
  
  Ha ha, good one, Dorothy!
  
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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 10, 2023 at 4:27 pm said:
  
  Lol.. I’d like to see you run that passed your insurance company..♥
  
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  - Dorothy's New Vintage Kitchen on January 11, 2023 at 1:37 pm said:
    
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- dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 10:55 pm said:
  
  LOL 🙂
  
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D. Wallace Peach on January 10, 2023 at 3:37 pm said:

Great memes, Debby. I love doing crunches! And clever titles for a select group of authors. Thanks for the laughs, ladies.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 10, 2023 at 4:25 pm said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed Diana.. I really need to get more inventive with my titles…♥
  
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- dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 10:56 pm said:
  
  Lol, I love them too Diana. Glad you enjoyed. 🙂 xx
  
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John W. Howell on January 10, 2023 at 5:41 pm said:

Excellent finds, Maids of Mirth. Rhoda Winner and the cow on the car were funny bone ticklers.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 10, 2023 at 5:42 pm said:
  
  Wonderful thanks John..♥♥
  
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  - John W. Howell on January 10, 2023 at 10:27 pm said:
    
    😊
    
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- dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 10:56 pm said:
  
  Lol John, thanks. I’m still laughing! 🙂
  
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  - John W. Howell on January 10, 2023 at 11:18 pm said:
    
    Me too. 🤣
    
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  - dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 11:29 pm said:
    
    🙂
    
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WilliamPriceKing on January 10, 2023 at 5:56 pm said:

Hilarious, ladies. Loved them all. Hugs
Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
https://williampriceking.tumblr.com/

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 10, 2023 at 6:12 pm said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed William and thanks for passing them along..hugs
  
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- dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 10:57 pm said:
  
  We love to hear that William. And thanks as always for sharing. ❤
  
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JamieAdStories on January 10, 2023 at 6:00 pm said:

I had better check under my car.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 10, 2023 at 6:11 pm said:
  
  lol.. good idea Jamie..x
  
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- dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 10:57 pm said:
  
  Lol, don’t forget to check on top of the hood. 🙂
  
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dgkaye on January 10, 2023 at 10:55 pm said:

So LOL Sal, love the book titles. Still chuckling at Everyday Recipes for Garlic by Y.I. Malone. LOLOL ❤

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:47 am said:
  
  Thanks for the funnies Debby and yes those titles are the product of a warped sense of humour.. more next time ♥
  
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  - dgkaye on January 11, 2023 at 5:14 pm said:
    
    I look forward! ❤
    
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Gwen M. Plano on January 10, 2023 at 11:10 pm said:

Hilarious, Sally and Debby. I love these posts. And the cow on the car…OH MY GOODNESS. 🤣

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:45 am said:
  
  Wonderful to hear Gwen and yes and that cow would certainly put a dent in your bonnet and your wallet.. ♥♥
  
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- dgkaye on January 12, 2023 at 2:46 am said:
  
  Lol Gwen. Glad you enjoyed ❤
  
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cheryloreglia on January 10, 2023 at 11:54 pm said:

Oh I needed this today. I’m sitting in the dark, no power for about 18 hours, freezing! And I can’t make coffee! I know, but it could be worse, and we have wine! Hugs, C

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:40 am said:
  
  Oh no Cheryl, hope back on again now.. ♥♥
  
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- dgkaye on January 12, 2023 at 2:48 am said:
  
  Omg Cheryl, still? I am surprised how long your electronics are working, and that you get internet? Thank goodness for wine and some good jokes. ❤ xx
  
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Joan Hall on January 11, 2023 at 12:17 am said:

I love these, Sally. The alternative titles cracked me up.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:36 am said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed Joan.. more to come soon..hugsx
  
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D.L. Finn, Author on January 11, 2023 at 1:17 am said:

Thanks for the Tuesday giggles. xo

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:34 am said:
  
  Happy your enjoyed Denise.. hugsx
  
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Jill Weatherholt on January 11, 2023 at 1:48 am said:

Thanks for the Tuesday giggles, ladies! 😂

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:33 am said:
  
  Pleasure Jill.. hope the rest of the week follows suit..♥
  
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- dgkaye on January 12, 2023 at 2:48 am said:
  
  Pleasure Jill ❤
  
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Toni Pike on January 11, 2023 at 3:14 am said:

Hilarious, Debby and Sally – thank you

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 8:33 am said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed thanks Toni ♥
  
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- dgkaye on January 12, 2023 at 2:48 am said:
  
  We are glad to hear that Toni xx
  
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Jan Sikes on January 11, 2023 at 2:54 pm said:

As always, thanks for the chuckles, ladies!

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 11, 2023 at 3:58 pm said:
  
  Thanks Jan ♥
  
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- dgkaye on January 12, 2023 at 2:49 am said:
  
  We are happy to entertain Jan. x
  
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Jennie on January 15, 2023 at 1:46 pm said:

So funny!

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 15, 2023 at 3:11 pm said:
  
  Thanks Jennie ♥
  
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  - Jennie on January 16, 2023 at 12:59 am said:
    
    You’re welcome, Sally!
    
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olganm on January 15, 2023 at 4:13 pm said:

YOu always manage to unearth some gems. Thanks, Sally and Debby!

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on January 15, 2023 at 4:17 pm said:
  
  Thanks Olga and glad you enjoyed..hugsx
  
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