Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Sally’s Favourites – Valentine’s Day the lighter side of Romance.

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Something from my archives and I hope you will enjoy the Valentine funnies… Sally

 

And a little something that might come after the proposal…..just kidding.

Taking it with you

A very wealthy but mean businessman tragically died in an accident and when the lawyer read out the will his wife was astonished to discover that he insisted on all his money being buried with him.

On the day of the funeral as the family and friends gathered to pay their respects one of the wife’s friends stood with her arm about her.

“I understand that he wanted to be buried with all his money, how did you get it all in the coffin with him?”

The wife smiled resignedly.. “I gave him a cheque”

Nostalgia

A husband takes the wife to a disco.

There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!”

 

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  8. Reblogged this on Filosofa's Word and commented:
    I slept way too late today … probably because I didn’t manage to fall asleep until well after daylight … and my brain is still sleeping, so instead of trying to write something halfway intelligent, I’ll let Sally entertain you with a bit of Valentine’s Day humour! Thanks, Sally!

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  9. Love these jokes! I was going through my FB (which I rarely do) and noticed that you recently celebrated a birthday. Wishing you a year filled with joy, peacefulness, health and lots of inspiration. Thanks, Sally for being on WordPress. ❤
    Also, Happy Valentine's Day!

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  14. Ha Ha!
    Well it’s good to hear that a cheque still comes in very handy.

    (What’s a cheque? I hear the youth of today ask) – My mum still pays her bills by cheque but I can’t remember when I last used one)

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