Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Kids talking about love and one liners

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some one liners….(no groaning please).

I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.


Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.


Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.


I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don’t respond to their texts.


We are all time travellers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.


You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.


For those of you who understand Morse Code… Irish dancing must drive you crazy…


Thanks One line fun

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.



71 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Kids talking about love and one liners

  1. You’ve reminded me of Bill Cosby’s “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” What a delightful post! Thank you… 🤗

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  2. So funny. I love the wisdom and insights about love from those little kids. The last one from Kenny was hilarious. And great one-liners, Sally. Not a groan among them. Thanks for some great laughs.

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  3. Those young children were so perceptive in their comments on love, and I did a double-take on the magazine cover! Those one-liners were groan-free and I did laugh out loud at the last two – many thanks to both of you! ♥♥

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