Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for expert foraging…
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition
Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….
Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).
My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the cinema
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Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles “how to read a book”.
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My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, which is why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
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An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
Thanks One line fun
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.
Lol Sal, good ones. And that cardiac surgeon one was scary LOL ❤ xx
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No kidding…thanks for the funnies Debby ♥
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The senior texting and the verb tense ones cracked me up the most. Great laughs, Sally and Debby! 🙂
Yvette M Calleiro 🙂
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Glad you ejoyed thanks Yvette ♥
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Yay. So glad you enjoyed Yvette ❤
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Maids of Mirth strike again. Well done, Sally and Debby.
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Thanks very much John.. ♥
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Thanks so much John 🙂
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Thank you for the Tuesday giggles xo
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Glad you enjoyed Denise ♥
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We are happy to oblige Denise 🙂 ❤
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Thanks for the morning chuckles, Sally & Debby. A great way to start the day. 😂 Christine
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Pleasure Christine.. xx
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We’re happy to entertain Christine 🙂
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Thank you for the laughter, Sally and Debby. You never fail to brighten the day! 🌞
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Wonderful to hear thanks very much Gwen ♥
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Thanks so much Gwen. Glad you enjoyed. 🙂 xx
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Far too many of those text abbrev’ns apply to me!
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lol.. it comes to us all Jemima..hugsx
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So relatable Jemima 🙂
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Great funnies, ladies.
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Thanks Robbie ♥
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Thanks Robbie ❤
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Great laughs, ladies. Many thanks. Hugs
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Glad you enjoyed William and thanks for passing along hugsx
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Thanks for sharing William. So glad you enjoyed. ❤
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Just a few minutes of fun and chuckles to round off the afternoon with Sally ‘n Debby!!!
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Thanks very much Jill… enjoy the rest of the week.. hugsx
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My pleasure! Same to you, my friend. Hugs xx
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Thanks so much for sharing Jill 🙂 ❤
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Always my pleasure! You guys lighten the load! ❤
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These are great, ladies! Thanks for the laughs! xo
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Thanks Jill. Glad you enjoyed ❤
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I love the last two comics in particular! I assume the priest posts the sinners’ required penances on Facebook?
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Lol Liz 🙂
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I love the funnies. I had my son read them, too!
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Glad you enjoyed Chel 🙂
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Good to hear Chel thank you. x
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Glad it made you laugh Sadje.
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It was good to smile
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OMG! 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely love these! Crying laughing. Thanks for sharing the mirth, ladies. Hugs 💕🙂
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Delighted to her that thanks Harmony ♥
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Lol, we’re glad to hear that Harmony xxx
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ROFLACGU! Really enjoyed the Titanic one and the cardiac surgeon as well. ♥♥
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lol and I hope you have managed to get up by now Alex ♥♥
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Lol Trish, we love that ❤
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What a laugh today!
I’m sure the ‘How to read a book’ should be ‘What is a book?’
Loved all of the one-liners.
As to Handsel and Gretel!? Yep definitely still lost
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Thanks very much Sue ♥
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Lol Sue ❤
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Chortle, chortle. Good ones!
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Thanks very much Noelle ♥
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Thanks for the laughs, ladies. I love the texting abbreviations, Debby. And the Hansel and Gretel story. Ha ha ha. Great one-liners too, Sally. The sat-nav one got me chuckling. 😀
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Thanks very much Diana glad you enjoyed…♥
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Hee! Hee! Thanks for the grins, ladies. Loved the Hansel and Gretel story. Yep. It would be the modern version.
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Thanks very much Jan…glad you enjoyed..hugs
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Thanks for sharing the funnies Michael..hugs
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Lol, your finds are fantastic. :-)) The “Texting for Seniors” is unbeatable. Thanks Sally, and Debby! Enjoy a beautiful rest of the week! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael.. hugsx
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Hilarious!
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Glad you enjoyed Jennie ♥
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Glad you enjoyed Olga ♥
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