Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Voodoo dolls and marriage one liners

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She told me “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace” So I bought her nothing.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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It’s been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn’t stop tomorrow, I’ll have to let her in.

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Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?

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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes.

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I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words… “Were you fired?”

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off.

Thanks One line fun

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.