Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Freezers and Tall, Cool and Full of Gin

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(some with three lines!)

Host: What can I get you?

Guest: I Fancy something tall, cool and full of gin.

Host: Come over and meet the wife…


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a parrot? – Fowl Language


I asked the gym instructor, ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?

He said, ‘How flexible are you?

I said, I can’t make Tuesdays.


The spell czech on my computer has never failed me yet


Anybody who thought talk was cheap, never argued with a traffic cop.


I before E, except after C… disproved by Science…


If it is free it is advice, if you pay for it is counselling and if you can use either one it is a miracle.


Freddie says to his dad, ‘Is it true that in certain parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?.. His father replies..’That happens in most countries son….’

We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.



60 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Freezers and Tall, Cool and Full of Gin

  1. You had me giggling again!
    Loved the Freezer and the ‘Spine’
    As to ‘Walkie Talkies’, lol
    Did you know that a group of Hippos are called a ‘Bloat’.
    I think that fits.

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  2. Absolutely lovely, the one liners were so funny and the cartoons were great especially the look on the dogs face when he knows he’s getting a tablet wrapped in ham 💜💜🤣🤣

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