Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
As you know I do like to pass on pearls of wisdom and marriage is one of those topics that everyone tends to talk about! Here is part two of some snippets I have found to share with you.
Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage? A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
Q: Why was that man twisting the wedding ring on his finger?
A: He was trying to figure out the combination.
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there. Times haven’t changed at all!
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. The very next day he received hundreds of letters that all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.
Husband: “Just once I wish you’d admit I’m right! Wife: “Just once, I wish you’d admit you’re wrong!
Husband: “Fine! I’m wrong!” Wife: “Finally, something you’re right about!”
This couple was married for 67 years. I asked them that if, in all those years, had they ever thought of divorce. “Heavens no,” she replied. “Murder, yes. But never divorce.”
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.