Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Rewind December 7th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin- Santa Stand in and Weird Facts

Firstly, some of the funnies from Debby Gies shared in Christmas’s past followed by some recycled jokes from Sally.

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Check out Debby’s latest Realms of Relationships here on Smorgasbord: Wrapping up the Year and Covid Lingering Effects

Now for a joke or two from Sally

A reminder of some weird and wonderful facts over the next few weeks that are useful when there is a lull in the conversation…allegedly true although some might be a little out of date now!!!

  • Alexander Graham Bell insisted the proper way to answer the phone is “ahoy!”
  • John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abe Lincoln’s son.
  • 25% of Americans believe Sherlock Holmes is a real person. (stress on IS, folks!!)
  • It is against the law to drink beer in Cedar City, Utah, if your shoelaces are untied.
  • Errol Flynn once worked on an Australian sheep ranch, castrating sheep with his teeth.
  • Disneyland has the fourth largest navy in the world.
  • Raccoons, slugs, and ants all love to get drunk.
  • The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the United States.
  • Louis XIV bathed once a year.
  • The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. It had 0 after WWII.
  • Fish can get seasick.
  • Kentucky produces more whiskey than all the other states combined.
  • 59% of men and 39% of women say that the remote control has significantly improved their lives.
  • In Kentucky, it is illegal to marry your wife’s grandmother.
  • Termites eat wood twice as fast to heavy metal music.

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Debby and Sally.