Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – March 23rd 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Sprinkles and Chris Hemsworth


Welcome to laughter lines and as some of you may know Debby’s husband is very unwell and requires round the clock care. Update Health and Wellness However, Debby has allowed me to raid her Facebook photos to share with you.

   

 

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Now something from Sally.

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

For those of you who understand Morse Code… Irish dancing must drive you crazy…

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The toughest part of a diet is not what you eat but watching what other people eat!

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Of course I can keep a secret, it is the people I tell it too that can’t keep their mouths shut.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.

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Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight.

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If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.