Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said,
“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, ‘I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! They’ll throw both of us in jail!’
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’
The Lady of the Manor was becoming irritated at Jeeve’s habit of walking into her bedroom without knocking. She took him to task.
‘It would be very embarrassing if I were in a state of undress,’ she pointed out.
‘No need to worry about that, m’Lady,’ he said. ‘I always peek through the keyhole first.’
A few days later….
This was not the last time that her Ladyship had call to have words with her butler. A few days later she called him to her bedroom.
‘Jeeves, please unzip my dress.’ Clearly embarrassed he did so.
‘Now, take off my stockings.’ Jeeves was now visibly perspiring.
‘And now take off my underwear… And if I every catch you wearing my clothes again I will immediately dismiss you!’
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