Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 6th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Handwriting and more Oddities


Welcome to laughter lines with some gems from Debby Gies who has been keeping an eye open for funnies online and some jokes from Sally.

 

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

And a few more oddities

Teamwork is essential, it lets you blame someone else.

Experience is a great teacher, no man wakes his second baby just to see it smile.

Why do people who love at gypsy fortune-tellers take politicians seriously.

Politicians try to get money from the rich and votes from the poor by promising to protech each from the other.

Never argue with the guy who packs your parachute.

Everything is relative. Break a mirror at ninety-eight and you will be delighted to be facing seven years of bad luck.

The major side effects of medical treatment today is bankruptcy.

There’s nothing like a little experience to upset a perfectly good theory.

If computers get too powerful, we can organise them into committees – That will do them in.

A martyr is a person married to a saint.

Thanks to Wise Crackers for Smart Cookies 1992, recently found on my shelves..and considering the oddities are nearly 30 years old… it shows how little things have changed…

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.