Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 6th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Hitch-Hiker and Groaners


Welcome to laughter lines. We will be sharing some of our favourites from the archives over the next few weeks.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

And now for some one liners….please no groaning from the balcony….

I just watched a program about BEAVERS.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

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What did the PIRATE say on his 80th birthday

“Aye, matey!”

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How do you organize an OUTER SPACE party

You planet.

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What type of magazines do COWS enjoy reading

Cattlelogs.

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What did the OCEAN say to the sailboat

Nothing; it just waved.

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What did the mermaid wear to MATH CLASS

An algae-bra.

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I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

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A termite walks into a BAR and asks

“Is the bar tender here?”

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What did DADDY spider say to baby spider

You spend too much time on the WEB.

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What do you call a group of KILLER WHALES playing instruments

An orca-stra.

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We might be going SNORKELING this weekend

but I’m not holding my breath.

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.