Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
More one liners at the doctors.
‘Doctor, Doctor.. help me I’m shrinking.’ ‘Just a minute and be a little patient’.
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t I see you yesterday?
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering… do I keep the letters?
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone, I automatically assume they’re talking about a psychiatrist.
Thanks One line fun
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your faces… Debby and Sally.