Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 13th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Pre-Pandemic Funnies (1) and Witty Sayings


A look back at the things we found funny a few months  before Covid found its way into our funnies each week!

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Now something from Sally

Nothing seems to make a person quite so stupid as driving the car ahead of you!

The first thing a kid learns when he gets a drum for Christmas is that he won’t be getting another one.

People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.

I don’t want to start an arguement, I just want to explain why you’re wrong.

A supermarket is where you spend thirty minutes looking for instant coffee.

Help preserve wildlife and throw a party tonight.

Never make the same mistake twice, plenty of new ones are available..

One thing about inviting trouble is that it is bound to accept.

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Thanks to Wise Crackers for Smart Cookies 1992, recently found on my shelves..and considering the oddities are nearly 30 years old… it shows how little things have changed…

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.