Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
In an effort to boost sales United Airlines announced that for two weeks only, any business executive who travelled on a midweek flight could take his wife along with him for only 20% of the normal fare. In order to judge the success of this campaign, they emailed all the wives concerned, asking them if they had enjoyed their flights.
Ninety percent of the wives emailed back asking ‘What Flight?’
Somethings are better kept to yourself!
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says,
“Do you Know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that wore the red tassles and sprayed me with whipped cream before coming back to my motel?
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, actually I’m your son’s math teacher.”
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.
“What did you do that for?” the man asks.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?”
The man says, “No, but my wife out in the car still does!”
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.