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Now something from Sally
Memory Games – What was its name?
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?”
“Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me.”
“That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife. . .”Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”
Passionate
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officer’s arm is “You’re Passionate”.
They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm “You’re passionate”.
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, “Look we have driven around this City for two hours, and you still haven’t told us where you live.
She replied I keep trying to tell you: “You’re Passin It!”
I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Debby and Sally.
Perfect! Thanks for putting a smile on our faces, Sally and Debby! ♥
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Thanks Olga..♥
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I love that last one in particular!
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Thanks Liz…hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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The fireworks in the husband’s pockets had me rolling. lololol 😂😂😂
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Quite the send off lol…hugsx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – love the memory clinic joke. Toni x
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Thanks Toni…priceless ♥
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Such a welcome set of laughs
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Happy to bring the smiles 🙂
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Thanks very much.. glad you enjoyed..
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Very Welcome
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Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally. I loved the horoscope one, and the memory one sounds like a conversation with my parents! Lol.
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LOL, I get such a hoot out of these too Diana, glad you enjoyed ❤
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Thanks Diana.. and me with my mother…I ended up being the once confused…♥
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When Rose has finished answering Fred would someone ask for the address of that Clinic. I need to book in and see if they can explain the ‘;Depends’ joke to me. It must be my age but it went right over my head. The firework ‘toon’ was hilarious as was memory games. Thanks both.
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Thanks David glad the fireword display amused you. Depends are absorbant incontinence knickers….and American product so not seen much over here.. with all our rain they would be disastrous to wear! hugsxxxx
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Thanks so much for that Sally.
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LOL David. You are so funny! And glad Sal explained the Depends one to you. Hugs and laughs. xx
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Funny but not so funny, ladies! The MC in our Sunday fellowship group forgot his words four times during the five minutes of the introduction. The audience helped to “put the words in his mouth!”
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That’s what friends are for Miriam..poor guy…hugsx
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Exactly, Sally. This group of people have been together for more than 35 years. Yes, we’re here for each other. He had his share of illness and cancer. He is dealing with a new cancer. We appreciate him still being active.
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I second what Sally said. 🙂 x
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loved the horoscope and Depends ones. and the memory clinic helped a little…
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Thanks Jim… glad to be of assistance lol.. happy you enjoyed…xx
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I always do…
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LOL Jim 🙂
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Great laughs, thanks ladies.
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Thanks Robbie..hugsx
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Definitely for a first loud laughter the first one, with the wieners. Also this with the police and the old woman. Lol Thank you Debby and Sally! Enjoy a beautiful evening! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael.. and hope yours has passed well… don’t work too late..hugsx
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Dont worry, Sally! I only had a longer phone call with a good friend, i had not met since years. have a nice night. xx Michael
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That sounds like a great way to spend time Michael..hugsxxx
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Sometimes it is, Sally! 😉 Have a nice day! hugsx
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Lol Michael, you make me laugh too. So glad you enjoyed. I loved those weiners LOLOL 🙂 xx And thank you for sharing ❤
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🙂🙂 Its also a very weird joke, but its funny. Thank you, Debby! Enjoy your day! Michael
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Thanks Michael. Happy Wednesday 🙂 xx
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Thanks for sharing Michael…hugsx
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Always with a great pleasure, and thankful for the fun, Sally! hugsx
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The fireworks and the memory one really made me laugh! Many thanks to both of you! xx
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Thanks Alex.. I hope it does not give some ideas about arranging a spectacular send off…♥
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Always happy to bring the smiles Trish ❤
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LOL Sal, that first joke, I had visualizations of Rose turning around and smacking him with her purse. Those ‘hotdogs’ still get me cracking up. 🙂 ❤
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It may come to us all Debby.. there was a reason my mother called everyone darling! ♥♥
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LOLOL 🙂 ❤
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Still good, Maids of Mirth. The Rose joke got me. (again)
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LOL John, I’m so with you on the Rose joke! 🙂 Thank you.
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LOl.. thanks John… I work on the principle that if I cannot remember the punch line it is probably safe to share the joke again hugsxx
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At least with the seniors in your audience.
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I’m seriously laughing out loud, ladies! Fireworks in the husband’s pocket. 🙂 Nothing like going out with a bang! Fantastic, ladies!
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LOL Jan. Sally stores them and when I see these memes I remember why I cracked up the first time. Those ‘hotdogs’ got me too. Glad you enjoyed. ❤
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We have enough in the archives to keep us going for years Debby. I am enjoying trawling through the files ♥♥
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I’m enjoying seeing them again lol, and of course your great jokes to complete the set. ❤
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Thanks Jan.. a hair raising experience for sure lol.. hugsx
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You’ve excelled yourselves again, ladies. Thanks for the giggles.
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Thanks Viv. I too enjoyed this session, lol 🙂
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Delighted to hear that thanks Viv…hugsx
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