Welcome to laughter lines with some gems from Debby Gies who has been keeping an eye open for funnies online and some jokes from Sally.
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Now something from Sally
How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why does it *have* to be changed?
How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
Fabulous selection! I keep exercising, but some days, one potato sounds a bit much… Stay well and keep smiling, Debby and Sally. Good luck with the move, Debby!
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Thanks Olga.. I suggest starting with a potato crisp and working up from that..lol..xx
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Deliciously funny! I’ve forwarded the dog poses to my daughters. The potato bag exercise was wonderful and I loved the lightbulb ones, too. Many thanks for the laughs! xx
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Happy to hear and thanks for passing along Alex. hugs ♥
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Oh, yes ! lol
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Thanks Jemima..hugs
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I lover your funnies – they lift the dark cloud away from a bad morning.
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Sorry that the clouds have gathered Barbara but happy you enjoyed the funnies..hugsx
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Too funny, Debby and Sally – a good way to start the weekend. Toni x
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Great to hear thanks Toni and have an amazing weekend..hugsx♥
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Good work on the light bulb jokes.
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Thanks Pete.. I do like the mystery writers lol..x
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Another great bunch of laughs. The potato one totally got me, Debby. I didn’t see that coming. And the light bulb jokes are great, Sally. So funny. 🙂
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Thanks Diana.. just off for my morning exercise with my bags… have a good weekend ♥
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LOL.
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Oh my! These are a hoot! I love the exercise for those over 60! 🙂 And how many cover blurb writers it takes to write a blurb! 🙂
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lol… happy you enjoyed Jan.. ♥
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Great mix of humor today Sal. Seems Potato bags were a hit. LOL ❤ xx
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I know… great twist at the end…we will have to do a tour…♥♥
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Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ❤ xx
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I love the potato bag exercise regimen! I’ll have to give it a try.
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I works wonders Liz…lol
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😀
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I like the evolution one and the surprise ending of the potato bags…
and my favorite light bulb one was the mystery writers 🙂
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Thanks Jim.. yes I loved that twist at the end…lol..x
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🙂
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Happy to entertain Jim 🙂
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thanks, Debby!
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I think I’m going to try the potato bag exercise.
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Works a treat Dorothy lol.. xxx
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Loved the exercise for seniors plan and the lightbulb jokes. Well done Maids of Mirth. 😊
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Thanks John.. I can recommend the potato bags.. very effective…hugsxx
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Happy not to disappoint. 🙂
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😊
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Yeah! Lol The picture taking, and the rewrite of the evolution i adore most. Lol I’m sure the fish that stayed in the water was a woman. 😉 xx Michael
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Of course it was they can multi-task swim and nag at the same time…hugsxx
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Lol Michael, and thanks for reblog. Somehow I can’t ever get on your blog? 🙂
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks for sharing the smiles Michael…hugsx
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I read the leotard cartoon and the potato bag exercise joke to my mom (she’s 83) and she laughed out loud.
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Fantastic Susan.. delighted to hear..x
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Thanks for sharing the laughter 🙂
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🙂
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The potato bag made me laugh out loud.
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Thanks Carol.. a method I have used for many years lol.. x
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Me too!
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xx
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I enjoy everyone of your laugher lines but today particularly was good timing, thank you all so much. By the way, if you are every proposed for a community award – let me know I will nne happy to endorse the proposal.
Joyce
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Thanks very much Joyce that is very kind..hugsx
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Thank you Joyce 🙂
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